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Old 06-07-2016, 06:16 PM   #151
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I meant wife
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Old 06-07-2016, 06:19 PM   #152
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Old 06-07-2016, 07:08 PM   #153
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Short people itt
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Old 06-07-2016, 07:15 PM   #154
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Im reading an interesting new book it says i should be nice to all people.

It doesn't even say excluding Luke which I thought was a bit ****ed.

Im not sure how long this will last but lets see
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Old 06-07-2016, 07:21 PM   #155
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It's funny because Kristy consider you and Luke as bad guys.
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Old 06-07-2016, 07:28 PM   #156
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I feel so lonely now that I'm not part of this amazing virtual world anymore. I was in the top 1%, had friends, could hear korean girls speak in the guild team speak.

Now I'm just a nobody that take walk outside alone and make awkward face every time there is a girl looking at me.

The sevrage ain't easy boys.
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Old 06-07-2016, 07:34 PM   #157
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Lonelybox, you should rent a vagina.
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Old 06-07-2016, 07:36 PM   #158
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It's funny because Kristy consider you and Luke as bad guys.
Nah, I just wouldn't let either of them on the same continent as my kid.
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Old 06-07-2016, 07:41 PM   #159
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Lonelybox, you should rent a vagina.
I did last week and I fell I love with her.

It just make me even more miserable when I have to leave her.
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Old 06-07-2016, 07:50 PM   #160
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I sent her a txt yesterday to ask her if she wanted to come play in USA with me. She replied me today saying she can't because she doesn't have a visa.

I already knew that she can't go to USA, but Canada is so boring I wouldn't know where to bring her.
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Old 06-07-2016, 07:55 PM   #161
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It's funny because Kristy consider you and Luke as bad guys.
I don't read kristys posts I don't think shes a bad person I just think shes a........................

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Last edited by PasswordGotHacked; 06-07-2016 at 07:56 PM. Reason: in before feminist rant - thats def not mean just an observation
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Old 06-07-2016, 07:58 PM   #162
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I'm going to spend the day with my son have fun people
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Old 06-07-2016, 07:59 PM   #163
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Are you divorced?
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Old 06-07-2016, 08:00 PM   #164
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Old 06-07-2016, 08:01 PM   #165
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If not,does your wife knows you are with my sister?
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Old 06-07-2016, 08:01 PM   #166
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Are you divorced?
was never married was engaged but yeah havent been together for a few years
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Old 06-07-2016, 08:02 PM   #167
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Anyway I'm out for now have a good day / night peeps
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Old 06-07-2016, 08:03 PM   #168
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Old 06-07-2016, 08:05 PM   #169
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LOL she brought the boyfriend as backup
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Old 06-07-2016, 09:02 PM   #170
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didn't you notice that we are making a comeback? We'll have 10 day omg's again in no time, we only need 2 more Aussies imo
Whoa whoa whoa...let's not get carried away here.
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Old 06-07-2016, 09:04 PM   #171
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Old 06-07-2016, 09:08 PM   #172
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aiott is a girl«?
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Old 06-07-2016, 09:56 PM   #173
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Shlitzy, I never paid up on the avi bet from the World Series. Please to send when you're ready
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Old 06-07-2016, 10:01 PM   #174
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She's 19, and 5'4" ...but she's pretty sensitive about it from the intense amount of fun I make of her for being short.
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Old 06-07-2016, 10:01 PM   #175
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Whoa whoa whoa...let's not get carried away here.
whew, close one. well done!
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