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06-21-2016 , 06:42 AM
Maybe you can pick one of them up at the local market while picking up a bra for your pillow?
06-21-2016 , 06:51 AM
LBox good work

I've been busy watching sports programs.
Now I'm bed (wave)
06-21-2016 , 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
GoT! GoT! GoT!

Holy **** holy **** that episode blew my ****ing mind!!

Aaaaaa
I mean, it was good, but it definitely didn't blow my mind.
06-21-2016 , 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
I mean, it was good, but it definitely didn't blow my mind.
wut

Last edited by King_of_NYC; 06-21-2016 at 08:28 AM. Reason: that was awesome
06-21-2016 , 09:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LonelyBox
I was thinking about asking my pillow if she want to be my gf. Is it weird if I buy my pillow a bra?
Why would you want it to cover up if you like it romantically?


Also, I feel a mighty rant brewing for you sad, single, 20-somethings. One of you and I are on a crash course, but until I boil over..

You will never be this marketable again. You're as young, hot, virile as you're ever likely to be. Your mistakes, short-comings, knowledge deficits are as forgivable as possible. No, 24 year old woman is going to consider you undateable because you don't own a home or have retirement savings...wait 10 years and see how that changes. Your dating pool is about to shrink to a dating pond as you enter marriage age, and all the ones worth having pair up.

So would you get the hell off your computers and go buy some girls some drinks, OS?
06-21-2016 , 10:04 AM
Today is Tuesday.

I wonder what mayo is doing right now.

Bump
06-21-2016 , 10:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LonelyBox
I was thinking about asking my pillow if she want to be my gf. Is it weird if I buy my pillow a bra?
Not if she's your g/f. Definitely weird if she's not.
06-21-2016 , 10:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
Why would you want it to cover up if you like it romantically?


Also, I feel a mighty rant brewing for you sad, single, 20-somethings. One of you and I are on a crash course, but until I boil over..

You will never be this marketable again. You're as young, hot, virile as you're ever likely to be. Your mistakes, short-comings, knowledge deficits are as forgivable as possible. No, 24 year old woman is going to consider you undateable because you don't own a home or have retirement savings...wait 10 years and see how that changes. Your dating pool is about to shrink to a dating pond as you enter marriage age, and all the ones worth having pair up.

So would you get the hell off your computers and go buy some girls some drinks, OS?
Now I'm sad for real.
06-21-2016 , 10:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJ46671
I wonder what mayo is doing right now.
He's off his computer & buying girls some drinks. Still no retirement or home tho.
06-21-2016 , 10:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LonelyBox
Now I'm sad for real.
You know what cheers me up when I'm sad?

Booze and women.

Go get some, Pillow will understand if she really loves you.
06-21-2016 , 10:20 AM
Why is it so hard to GAF about work before noon?
06-21-2016 , 10:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LonelyBox
Luke where are you? Got a job, that's why you not posting?
i don't need a job not to post brah. was out having an interview. the chick was nice and i think all went well.

was in one of those fancy office building in the city.

would be so SICK to get a job in one and then live in the city too.

man.....
06-21-2016 , 10:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
Why would you want it to cover up if you like it romantically?


Also, I feel a mighty rant brewing for you sad, single, 20-somethings. One of you and I are on a crash course, but until I boil over..

You will never be this marketable again. You're as young, hot, virile as you're ever likely to be. Your mistakes, short-comings, knowledge deficits are as forgivable as possible. No, 24 year old woman is going to consider you undateable because you don't own a home or have retirement savings...wait 10 years and see how that changes. Your dating pool is about to shrink to a dating pond as you enter marriage age, and all the ones worth having pair up.

So would you get the hell off your computers and go buy some girls some drinks, OS?

Kirsty, you know i support your rants i really do, but you have NO IDEA about the 20 something dating pool at all. especially for males.

if i wanted a wife I'd put a smiley face on my ass and fart, because where i stand that's all they are good for
06-21-2016 , 10:25 AM
I think in that quoted post from kristy she is basically saying grow a sack and stop being pussies.

Hate to say it but I agree with her. The world may in fact be ending.
06-21-2016 , 10:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by allinontheturn
He's off his computer & buying girls some drinks. Still no retirement or home tho.
one day I'm going to meet mayo and tell him he's gayo
06-21-2016 , 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by allinontheturn
Why is it so hard to GAF about work before noon?
'Cause you're not listening to the right music.

I've been on a wayback playback since yesterday. Getting **** done.
06-21-2016 , 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
Kirsty, you know i support your rants i really do, but you have NO IDEA about the 20 something dating pool at all. especially for males.

if i wanted a wife I'd put a smiley face on my ass and fart, because where i stand that's all they are good for
I have more of an idea than you and the unfortunate fact for you is shes right.

Hopefully you still have me blocked or ****s gonna kick off again and wouldnt blame you telling me I'm wrong with all your knowledge in this department lol

Last edited by PasswordGotHacked; 06-21-2016 at 10:29 AM. Reason: Luke may be more gayo than mayo
06-21-2016 , 10:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
You know what cheers me up when I'm sad?

Booze and women.

Go get some, Pillow will understand if she really loves you.
Hmmm
06-21-2016 , 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GiantWalleye
Hmmm
Don't worry, I can spin this for you...

I'm a woman, and I laugh at my own jokes...a lot... I cheer myself up.
06-21-2016 , 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
'Cause you're not listening to the right music.
That is definitely accurate. Sigur Ros is doing this thing for the Solstice where they're live streaming a drive around Iceland all day while playing their new song "Óveður" which is being transformed constantly with "generative music software".

Right now they're sitting outside a children's footy match.

Scandinavians are weird.
06-21-2016 , 10:35 AM
i have come to the conclusion I am giving up weed. I am going to stick with the drink, the gambling and them women.
06-21-2016 , 10:36 AM
throughout the entire course of tonight and tomorrow sigur rós will be unveiling a 24-hour ‘slow tv’ event live on iceland’s national television – and streaming live globally via youtube – set to a constantly evolving soundtrack based around elements of new song óveður.

starting at tonight’s summer solstice and continuing throughout the longest day of the year, ‘route one’ is a 1332km journey the whole way round iceland’s coastal ring road, broadcasting the trip live in its entirety, via national television channel rúv 2.

“in a day and age of instant gratification and everything moving so fast, we wanted to do the exact opposite,” says sigur rós’s jónsi birgisson. “slow tv is counter-active to the world we live in, in that it happens in real time and real slow.”

driving anti-clockwise round the island, the journey will pass by many of the country’s most notable landmarks, including vatnajökull, europe’s largest ice-sheet; the glacial lagoon, jökulsárlón; as well as the east fjords and the desolate black sands of möðrudalur.

the soundtrack to the journey is being created moment-by-moment via generative music software. the individual musical elements of unreleased song, and current sigur rós festival set opener, óveður, are seeded through the evolving music app bronze, to create a unique ephemeral sonic experience. headphones, external speakers and full-screen viewing are recommended.
06-21-2016 , 10:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
i have come to the conclusion I am giving up weed. I am going to stick with the drink, the gambling and them women.
Weed is safer than all those other things.
06-21-2016 , 10:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
Why would you want it to cover up if you like it romantically?


Also, I feel a mighty rant brewing for you sad, single, 20-somethings. One of you and I are on a crash course, but until I boil over..

You will never be this marketable again. You're as young, hot, virile as you're ever likely to be. Your mistakes, short-comings, knowledge deficits are as forgivable as possible. No, 24 year old woman is going to consider you undateable because you don't own a home or have retirement savings...wait 10 years and see how that changes. Your dating pool is about to shrink to a dating pond as you enter marriage age, and all the ones worth having pair up.

So would you get the hell off your computers and go buy some girls some drinks, OS?
This is correct, but also less correct.

It is important to put yourself out there & see wzup. & it's true that if you don't have anything going for you in 10 years, that's not ideal.

However, in your 30s you still have an array of 20 something options available to you.
06-21-2016 , 10:38 AM
Luke, I'm friend with everyone

      
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