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Old 06-07-2016, 03:14 PM   #101
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Let's be honest. You're clearly the headliner.

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Old 06-07-2016, 03:15 PM   #102
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You don't know? Then clearly you're not paying close enough attention
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:23 PM   #103
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Hmmm you are a nice guy. But it certainly not enough
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:24 PM   #104
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I just flossed my teeth so well I had to clean the bathroom mirror. F gross.

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AIOTT could too, if he built a time machine and went and picked up an under 26yo version of himself.
The 26yo version of myself wouldn't have known what to do with someone that smart, pretty & funny
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:28 PM   #105
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What should I do to be as awesome as dabz?
That. \/


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The 26yo version of myself wouldn't have known what to do with someone that smart, pretty & funny
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:32 PM   #106
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Hmmm you are a nice guy. But it certainly not enough
Enough for what

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That. \/
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:44 PM   #107
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Actually I tought being a nice guy was a bad thing to get a girl to love you
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:45 PM   #108
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It's my arrow pointing down to AIOTT being an excessively charming dreamboat.
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:47 PM   #109
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Actually I tought being a nice guy was a bad thing to get a girl to love you

There may be something to that, since they're both single...but then so are Luke and PGH, so results are inconclusive.
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:58 PM   #110
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I was making this because I learned this morning that I can't draw cows and I was wondering how my other barnyard animal game was..

Turns out it is A+

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Old 06-07-2016, 04:04 PM   #111
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To be on a level with aiott is something special.
Damned hippies!
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Old 06-07-2016, 04:19 PM   #112
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I'm not just a nice guy

I have plenty of other qualities.
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Old 06-07-2016, 04:27 PM   #113
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I'm not just a nice guy

I have plenty of other qualities.
Nice guy isn't a quality.

Worst thing a girl can call you is nice guy. It's either mean you are gay or worst, she actually think you are a nice guy.
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Old 06-07-2016, 04:28 PM   #114
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I'm not just a nice guy

I have plenty of other qualities.
You should write me a list and I'll get it to her. I jokingly said, "Or you could talk to a single, 25 year old man I know from the Internet and think is very nice. Plus he has an accent" when she mentioned getting things ready for Rebound bf's visit tomorrow.

And she responded, "What kind of accent"

...so I think you've got a real shot.


For the record. I DEMAND grandchildren, and expect you to send them to me for at least two weeks a summer, but a month would be better.
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Old 06-07-2016, 04:30 PM   #115
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A month. I think you are awesome.
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Old 06-07-2016, 04:32 PM   #116
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I'll get working on that list. We really need to establish what kind of accent I have tho. She might not be in to it.
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Old 06-07-2016, 04:33 PM   #117
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6'4" 195 here
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Old 06-07-2016, 04:50 PM   #118
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A month. I think you are awesome.
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I'll get working on that list. We really need to establish what kind of accent I have tho. She might not be in to it.
I described it as sort of Irish sounding. She was uncomfortably excited about that. I think the word "sexy" was used, but I'm not sure because I was having an out of body experience.


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6'4" 195 here
Height's good, but you need to gain at least 50 lbs, imo. You should eat your whole birthday cake without sharing.
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Old 06-07-2016, 05:00 PM   #119
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Dabz, have you ever considered that it might be you that doesn't like Kristy daughter if you ever meet her.
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Old 06-07-2016, 05:03 PM   #120
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Better start working on my Irish twang then..
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Old 06-07-2016, 05:06 PM   #121
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Dabz, have you ever considered that it might be you that doesn't like Kristy daughter if you ever meet her.
I mean, I guess that's possible. Not very likely tho.
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Old 06-07-2016, 05:07 PM   #122
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I suppose it is possible, but I've never seen it. Even her few ex-boyfriends are still here most days, trying to win her back, and her "friends" are mostly comprised of poor guys who are so heartsick for her it is hard to watch.

I'm not kidding. I have the coolest, funniest, smartest, kid of all time.
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Old 06-07-2016, 05:08 PM   #123
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Better start working on my Irish twang then..
My bad.
That was the closest comparable I could think of.
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Old 06-07-2016, 05:10 PM   #124
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LonleyBox,

I made this using Python and R



I might use my special powers to update the omg post counts thread someday
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Old 06-07-2016, 05:12 PM   #125
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I'll get working on that list. We really need to establish what kind of accent I have tho. She might not be in to it.
Your accent is a "little " British
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