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Old 06-07-2016, 01:40 PM   #76
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I can't even picture 6'3"/165...I think GW has like almost 100lbs on you.

GW, for when you read this and think I'm some how insulting you

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Yes about 100 pounds on the dot.

In about five hours when I'm done with work, I will give you all the sexy time you can handle. I'm probably gonna fap in my work truck before I come home just to make it extra good.
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Old 06-07-2016, 01:41 PM   #77
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What kind of project?



6'3 165...I've sustained this for a long time...although admittedly I was 30 pounds lighter in high school.
I'm open to anything, I've never really done anything but I'm willing to learn. I have some Excel skill, buy never played with R, mysql or python yet.
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:10 PM   #78
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Yes about 100 pounds on the dot.

In about five hours when I'm done with work, I will give you all the sexy time you can handle. I'm probably gonna fap in my work truck before I come home just to make it extra good.
Lol, we've got to be in the top5 over-sharers of all time, imo.
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:27 PM   #79
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Uh oh. If Kirsty's daughter ends up as tall as her then I won't be allowed to date her anymore.
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:29 PM   #80
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Uh oh. If Kirsty's daughter ends up as tall as her then I won't be allowed to date her anymore.
She's 19, and 5'4" ...but she's pretty sensitive about it from the intense amount of fun I make of her for being short.
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:32 PM   #81
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My jorts seem to have mysteriously gotten tighter.
Maybe it's your BMI that was unsustainable.

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I can't even picture 6'3"/165...I think GW has like almost 100lbs on you.

GW, for when you read this and think I'm some how insulting you

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Yeah...GW is definitely built in a different manner than I am.

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I'm open to anything, I've never really done anything but I'm willing to learn. I have some Excel skill, buy never played with R, mysql or python yet.
I have like 0 free time to take on new projects unless there's some way we can monetize something...

Life is busy :/
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:32 PM   #82
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Also, GW

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Old 06-07-2016, 02:34 PM   #83
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For starters our whole family would survive the zombie apocalypse because I have seriously sick skills with guns and other necessary things you need to survive.

It's also nice to know that I am almost all enough to date "ALL the wimmen"

Most of the womens and some of the mens.

Pretty sick brag, in a post-apocalyptic world.
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:38 PM   #84
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She's 19, and 5'4" ...but she's pretty sensitive about it from the intense amount of fun I make of her for being short.
Aww, I'd never make fun of people for their height
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:40 PM   #85
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Upon further reflection, Da33le...I'm pretty sure I was as tall, or taller than her last long term bf before no-job-hippie...and you've got an accent.

Could you make this happen now? He's coming to visit tomorrow for 4 days, and I already know everything I need to know about disc golf.
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:41 PM   #86
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I'm really not that great you know. She might not like me!
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:42 PM   #87
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Aww, I'd never make fun of people for their height
It's my only angle. She's much smarter, prettier, and funnier than I am. :/
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:44 PM   #88
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I'm really not that great you know. She might not like me!
Unpossible.
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:44 PM   #89
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She's 19, and 5'4" ...but she's pretty sensitive about it from the intense amount of fun I make of her for being short.
Any picture?
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:45 PM   #90
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Maybe it's your BMI that was unsustainable.



Yeah...GW is definitely built in a different manner than I am.



I have like 0 free time to take on new projects unless there's some way we can monetize something...

Life is busy :/
Capitalist liberalist!
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:47 PM   #91
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I'm really not that great you know. She might not like me!
Low self esteem. I guess Luke should date Kristy daughter
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:53 PM   #92
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Lol, we've got to be in the top5 over-sharers of all time, imo.
If you let me video tape it, we could make some big bucks on 4L alone.
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:56 PM   #93
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Any picture?
Da33le is the only OMGer that is allowed to know her irl with intentions of courtship.

AIOTT could too, if he built a time machine and went and picked up an under 26yo version of himself.
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:57 PM   #94
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cute poodle, but i don't think i've ever seen a pink cow before
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:57 PM   #95
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To be on a level with aiott is something special.
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Old 06-07-2016, 02:59 PM   #96
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If you let me video tape it, we could make some big bucks on 4L alone.
Baby, nobody pays for porn anymore.you're gonna have to give up that dream.
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:00 PM   #97
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cute poodle, but i don't think i've ever seen a pink cow before
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:02 PM   #98
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Baby, nobody pays for porn anymore.you're gonna have to give up that dream.
Good point but this would be specialty porn featuring the infamous Kristy!
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:08 PM   #99
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Let's be honest. You're clearly the headliner.

But what would we do with our $T17?
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Old 06-07-2016, 03:09 PM   #100
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Da33le is the only OMGer that is allowed to know her irl with intentions of courtship.

AIOTT could too, if he built a time machine and went and picked up an under 26yo version of himself.
What should I do to be as awesome as dabz?
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