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08-02-2016 , 08:38 PM

#7451

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Good story. Especially liked the part where Dabbles daughter has sex with wisski and he dies

08-02-2016 , 08:44 PM

#7452

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

I only kind of skimmed the 2nd Kristy story (I read the 1st one in its entirety & only questioned the fact the neighbor only had one duck), but I enjoyed the word "candystripper".

08-02-2016 , 08:45 PM

#7453

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Also, here's a pic of my sock drawer. All tips will be briefly taken into consideration and then disregarded.

Spoiler:

08-02-2016 , 08:50 PM

#7454

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Don't keep your bible in your sock drawer, don't own that many socks, don't call it a sock drawer if there are shoes in it.

08-02-2016 , 09:08 PM

#7455

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

too many thick socks

08-02-2016 , 09:15 PM

#7456

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedinergetsby

too many thick socks

Chicago can get real cold during the winter

08-02-2016 , 09:16 PM

#7457

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

Pics of special sock or gtfo

08-02-2016 , 09:18 PM

#7458

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Is the box to the left masturbatory socks only? If so why don't you co mingle. If you used cotton ones maybe you could put a charge on it and bend a stream of water?!

08-02-2016 , 09:22 PM

#7459

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

LoL Bibles - not even once.

08-02-2016 , 09:23 PM

#7460

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Actually I've probably received ~3 as gifts.

08-02-2016 , 09:25 PM

#7461

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Actually I've probably received ~3 as gifts.

Those people really love you

08-02-2016 , 09:29 PM

#7462

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Is the box to the left masturbatory socks only? If so why don't you co mingle. If you used cotton ones maybe you could put a charge on it and bend a stream of water?!

Box on left are cotton socks I don't even bother folding/pairing. On the right are dress & thick winter socks.

08-02-2016 , 09:33 PM

#7463

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Too organized imo, what's your boyfriends look like?

08-02-2016 , 09:34 PM

#7464

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

We share obviously

08-02-2016 , 09:36 PM

#7465

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

I enjoyed the word "candystripper".

Yeah, I noticed that after the edit period ended.
I say we go with it. Giant lolly pops ain't cheap.

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Also, here's a pic of my sock drawer. All tips will be briefly taken into consideration and then disregarded.

Spoiler:

Zomg!

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Box on left are cotton socks I don't even bother folding/pairing. On the right are dress & thick winter socks.

That part was upsetting. I have an "odd socks basket" but I keep it hidden in the second closet until the final showdown and purge.

All other socks are paired and sorted by warmth, sub-sorted by colour.

08-02-2016 , 09:54 PM

#7466

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-02-2016 , 10:07 PM

#7467

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-02-2016 , 10:34 PM

#7468

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

08-02-2016 , 10:54 PM

#7469

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,417

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

fwiw, I actually care.

PM me w/e you need to unload some feels. Including ritenao.

careful now he might unload more than just feelz

08-02-2016 , 10:57 PM

#7470

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,417

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

this is how i see dabs at work

08-02-2016 , 10:59 PM

#7471

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

08-02-2016 , 10:59 PM

#7472

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,417

so being an aussie and having to read the over night posts...

talking about hot guys and weird Hollywood plots...

I'm not even one coffee in yet. it's too early for this ****.

#freecoffee #morecoffee #aussielifesmatter #coffeelivesmatter

08-02-2016 , 11:03 PM

#7473

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,537

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Chicago can get real cold during the winter

Lol no it can't

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Is the box to the left masturbatory socks only? If so why don't you co mingle. If you used cotton ones maybe you could put a charge on it and bend a stream of water?!

I've never used a sock to masterbate, I didn't think that was a real thing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

She isn't making this **** up