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07-27-2016 , 04:10 PM

#6251

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

in america villains have ladders that can easily reach into second story apartment windows

07-27-2016 , 04:11 PM

#6252

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

And how would you get through a closed and locked window without also waking me up?

07-27-2016 , 04:12 PM

#6253

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

mute bomb from call of duty. mutes everything in the area for like 3-4 seconds

07-27-2016 , 04:13 PM

#6254

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

glass-cutting diamond on a stick that cuts a perfect circle into any window, from the thomas crown affair

07-27-2016 , 04:14 PM

#6255

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

It's quite a small apartment, and I'm a light sleeper, so I'd probably even hear you setting the ladders up. Then I'd stand in the shadows just waiting for you to enter

07-27-2016 , 04:15 PM

#6256

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

high powered rifle with scope from the roof of the next building over, blast your dome into a zillion pieces followed by brick through the window and stealing your xbox cold

07-27-2016 , 04:16 PM

#6257

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Ok, well in that case you deserve my cheap tv and my ps4 with one game

07-27-2016 , 04:17 PM

#6258

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

07-27-2016 , 04:19 PM

#6259

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

if they ever legalize the purge by you, put a bunch of ps4 stickers on your window. it'll save the looters time on your apartment

07-27-2016 , 04:20 PM

#6260

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

You asked me to go downstairs with you pretty much every time, the only exceptions were when you just asked me to go get you water myself and leave all the lights on while I was gone and check for bad guys and ghosts while I was down there.

Not to mention when I went with you I had to go first and check her around all the corners before you would come into the next room.

To be fair, I understand that you are afraid of the dark being from Canada. Anybody that's ever watched how I Met your mother knows that all Canadians are afraid of the dark.

I'm really not sure how you made it all those years in life before you met me and I don't know how you would survive life in the future without me.

Hey!

Bolded is untrue, unless we both heard a noise and went to inspect..in which case you're twice my size...of course you should battle the armed assailant.

That's just like, basic chivalry, man.

07-27-2016 , 04:20 PM

#6261

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

If the purge was real maybe I could finally make some headway on my list.

07-27-2016 , 04:21 PM

#6262

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

420blazeit

07-27-2016 , 04:21 PM

#6263

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

That's the beauty of being in a first floor apartment, the only way in is through the front door, which has some sweet locks. No way anybody is getting in here without waking me up, and once I'm awake, lets just say I like my chances.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but velociraptors are excellent jumpers.

07-27-2016 , 04:23 PM

#6264

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Haven't you seen Jurassic world? You just need to be a big boss man alpha Chris Prat type, which I definitely am, and then the raptors will respect you.

07-27-2016 , 04:24 PM

#6265

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'd have that raptor making me eggs as soon as it jumped through the window.

07-27-2016 , 04:26 PM

#6266

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Haven't you seen Jurassic world? You just need to be a big boss man alpha Chris Prat type, which I definitely am, and then the raptors will respect you.

SPOILERS!

07-27-2016 , 04:34 PM

#6267

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

You asked me to go downstairs with you pretty much every time, the only exceptions were when you just asked me to go get you water myself and leave all the lights on while I was gone and check for bad guys and ghosts while I was down there.

Not to mention when I went with you I had to go first and check her around all the corners before you would come into the next room.

To be fair, I understand that you are afraid of the dark being from Canada. Anybody that's ever watched how I Met your mother knows that all Canadians are afraid of the dark.

I'm really not sure how you made it all those years in life before you met me and I don't know how you would survive life in the future without me.

Also, I'd like to point out that
-if we'd been mudered in bed...we'd still be wandering around unawares a la "The Sixth Sense"
-without setting up night vision cameras I think we should just all assume we're being violated by ghosts in our sleep

SO,
Attack by velociraptors is the only one you'd be aware of...and I have a 100% success rate of keeping them at bay.

YOU'RE WELCOME.