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clit piercings are the best, i used to have an ex with not one but two clit piercings, 2 bars crossed like X marks the ****ing spot.

Ahhhh many hours of fun that was when she wsant working at the strip club

07-15-2016 , 06:04 AM

#4527

Golfing_Stud

4L Fantasy Football Champion '14

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,995

What should I do for 5K post bitchez?!

07-15-2016 , 06:15 AM

#4528

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Get your wife a clit piercing, report back?

07-15-2016 , 06:32 AM

#4529

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

They're definitely not a turn on, but they're not a turn off either, unless we're talking the type of girl with like 6 in her face.

Just 2 that I saw.

07-15-2016 , 06:52 AM

#4530

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golfing_Stud

What should I do for 5K post bitchez?!

Same thing you do for every post Pinky, try to take over the world!

07-15-2016 , 07:06 AM

#4531

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Same thing you do for every post Pinky, try to take over the world!

07-15-2016 , 07:11 AM

#4532

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Friday.
Please set all controls to the "RUN" configuration.

Bump

07-15-2016 , 07:12 AM

#4533

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

I'd be afraid to cut myself

And I'll have you know that I always leave when I see one in porn

Dammit mmmmkay!

07-15-2016 , 07:25 AM

#4534

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Only two more weeks and I get to ship the step children back to their home! Today the owner of the company is visiting the office, he does it about once a month. It's funny to watch people scramble to impress him. Idgaf if I lose my job, so I don't care enough to try. The people trying to impress usually just send him to me to get the questions answered anyhow.

I might ask him how much "unlimited PTO" I can take before they'll get upset

07-15-2016 , 07:27 AM

#4535

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Dammit mmmmkay!

07-15-2016 , 07:44 AM

#4536

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Invite him to Thailand with you.

07-15-2016 , 09:07 AM

#4537

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I want to say something, but my head gets so conflicted and ...well, not racist, not islamophobic, idk what to call it...ready for drastic, final action against the groups and people who think this a reasonable course of action...that well...they win...just for a few hours, or maybe a day...

#FullORageAorn

it's hard for me, I worked with and know 4 Muslim people and they are REALLY nice and i got on with them well.

then you see these people and it's like whyyyy

07-15-2016 , 09:15 AM

#4538

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

ok so i watched the freo game. I went to the shop before the game and got some wings. I asked for half a kilo and they gave me like 3. so for dinner i had the wings a pack of twisties some chocolate and 2 carrots.

regret the carrots. Also i have had beer! beer in a 500 mill can is the BEST!

feel like some facebook flirts today...

07-15-2016 , 09:21 AM

#4539

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

luckyluke is drunk and ready to post . flirt

krity this is for you

07-15-2016 , 09:25 AM

#4540

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

My wife used to have a bunch of piercings when I met her. Then she slowly list them one after the other. Was kinda sad. I thought they were cute/useful.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

QFT

GW said the exact same thing to me this week. Weird.
You just sort of get over them, eventually.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Same thing you do for every post Pinky, try to take over the world!

Excellent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Only two more weeks and I get to ship the step children back to their home!

your poor gf. Are you and the kids planning something to make sad mommy less sad?

07-15-2016 , 09:25 AM

#4541

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Kristy this is for you

Fyp, and

07-15-2016 , 09:31 AM

#4542

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

too soon?

07-15-2016 , 09:32 AM

#4543

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

hello kristy...

i am drunk and lonely... i know how lbox fran feel this is a concern

07-15-2016 , 09:35 AM

#4544

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

07-15-2016 , 09:38 AM

#4545

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

07-15-2016 , 09:42 AM

#4546

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

i am drunk and posting

deal with it

07-15-2016 , 09:44 AM

#4547

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

hello kristy...

i am drunk and lonely... i know how lbox fran feel this is a concern

The alternate is sober and exhausted. Count your blessings.

I spent last night in the ER with Lily because I was worried about a concussion or another abdominal blockage...something was wrong...turns out it was a double ear infection that the ENT dr. The day before missed.

The way Dr.s treat our situation is annoying. She's non-verbal with very little receptive language...you're gonna have to spend an two extra minutes letting me explain my observations and be a little more thorough because she can't point to, or tell us where it hurts.

And when I say, "something is wrong" it's because I spend all day, erry day with this child, and am the WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT ON HER ****ING PATTERNS AND ROUTINE, YOU DISMISSIVE AHOLES"
/Rant