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On a different note, why do men feel it is necessary to where pink when they are golfing?

Maybe I'm not down with my sensitive side, but it really kind of annoys me.

07-06-2016 , 12:20 PM

#3529

GiantWalleye

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Also, pick up milk, please.

And if you're up for it....kitty litter and dryer sheets

Are you talking to me or do you want Aiott to send that in the mail to you as a birthday present?

07-06-2016 , 12:22 PM

#3530

Kristy

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Have you tried hugging them? It won't change their clothes, but straight or gay...I think a man in pink would appreciate it. High ROI move, imo

07-06-2016 , 12:25 PM

#3531

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

Are you talking to me or do you want Aiott to send that in the mail to you as a birthday present?

Mom is gonna make my birthday dinner, and while she's not the best cook...I can't imagine I'll want to eat dryer sheets and kitty litter instead.

07-06-2016 , 12:26 PM

#3532

Kristy

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This thread IS our blog.

07-06-2016 , 12:28 PM

#3533

GiantWalleye

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Have you tried hugging them? It won't change their clothes, but straight or gay...I think a man in pink would appreciate it. High ROI move, imo

What if they are senior citizens? Still hug them? The golf course I was just at looked like it had a minimum 80 years old rule. At least a third of them were wearing pink.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Mom is gonna make my birthday dinner, and while she's not the best cook...I can't imagine I'll want to eat dryer sheets and kitty litter instead.

Do we have the ingredients for poutine? I know she can make that right.

07-06-2016 , 12:29 PM

#3534

GiantWalleye

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

This thread IS our blog.

Oh my god oh my God oh my god it's the Kristy and GW blog

Last edited by GiantWalleye; 07-06-2016 at 12:30 PM. Reason: I put your name first because you are the better poster, not because it rhymes

07-06-2016 , 12:32 PM

#3535

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

What if they are senior citizens? Still hug them? The golf course I was just at looked like it had a minimum 80 years old rule. At least a third of them were wearing pink.

Yes, then Go for the teeth-out bj close, imo.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

Do we have the ingredients for poutine? I know she can make that right.

That's wacis!

Last edited by Kristy; 07-06-2016 at 12:33 PM. Reason: NoU ainec

07-06-2016 , 12:35 PM

#3536

GiantWalleye

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Yes, then Go for the teeth-out bj close, imo.

thats slightly gross

That's wacis!

Still better than being sexist

Amirite?

07-06-2016 , 12:36 PM

#3537

Kristy

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I respect Nanas and Papas, and suspect their BJs are better than a lot of things, including sexism.

07-06-2016 , 12:38 PM

#3538

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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07-06-2016 , 12:41 PM

#3539

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY (soon) AND IM A GODDAMNED PRINCESS FOR THE WHOLE DAY!

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

Do we have the ingredients for poutine? I know she can make that right.

You had me @ poutine. I'll bring the veggie peppers. GW is on the kitty litter & dryer sheets.

07-06-2016 , 12:48 PM

#3540

Kristy

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Ok, you can hit on my Mom, too.

...I mean, she's still married to my Dad...but I can't see him out lasting her, and I'd like her to have nice options in place.

07-06-2016 , 12:50 PM

#3541

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Ok, you can hit on my Mom, too.

Take that Dazzle!

07-06-2016 , 12:52 PM

#3542

GiantWalleye

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I respect Nanas and Papas, and suspect their BJs are better than a lot of things, including sexism.

I'm Sure they put a good effort in and forget what they did five minutes later.

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

You had me @ poutine. I'll bring the veggie peppers. GW is on the kitty litter & dryer sheets.

See you Sunday

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Ok, you can hit on my Mom, too.

...I mean, she's still married to my Dad...but I can't see him out lasting her, and I'd like her to have nice options in place.

Kristys mom is confirmed hot. Go for it Aiott.

If you please her Enough I may need to call you stepdad some day.

Last edited by GiantWalleye; 07-06-2016 at 12:53 PM. Reason: Stepdad in law technically

07-06-2016 , 01:01 PM

#3543

JMurder3

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Sorry, I can't make it. Ty's robot party is on Sunday.

07-06-2016 , 01:03 PM

#3544

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

I'm Sure they put a good effort in and forget what they did five minutes later.

See you Sunday

Kristys mom is confirmed hot. Go for it Aiott.

If you please her Enough I may need to call you stepdad some day.

Ewww. Uncle. You win.

07-06-2016 , 01:04 PM

#3545

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Sorry, I can't make it. Ty's robot party is on Sunday.

Omg. Robot party! Did he pick that himself?

07-06-2016 , 01:06 PM

#3546

JMurder3

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Omg. Robot party! Did he pick that himself?

No. My wife just had some robot party stuff she wanted to use, so it was either Ty's 1st bday or Trey's 4th. We've also been making a robot family out of cardboard boxes of different kinds & other accoutrements.

If it was up to Ty he would choose either a ball-themed party or a pasta-themed party.

07-06-2016 , 01:13 PM

#3547

Kristy

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GW... please add tin foil to shopping list...and more boxes. The ones we have need to become robots immediately. It's emergency.

Also, I need a small cane for the littlest one, "Tiny Tin"

07-06-2016 , 01:15 PM

#3548

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

If it was up to Ty he would choose either a ball-themed party or a pasta-themed party.

I've been trying to imagine a Pasta-themed party...coming up short.

07-06-2016 , 01:18 PM

#3549

JMurder3

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I've been trying to imagine a Pasta-themed party...coming up short.

Ty isn't much of a party planner, but he likes what he likes, and the kid loves all forms of pasta.

Maybe a buffet of pasta cut up into small pieces with a guy in a meatball outfit & a bunch of Italian violin music playing in the background? Maybe a gondola & canal...