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i sent you one semi funny gif, when i didnt even know who was doing who and i wasnt even hitting on you with it.

edit: Now you will never receive anything similar from me again, even though it was really hitting the topic of current Sex discussion you were running atm(oment), and you said Twas AWESOME, or smth like that

If it was like that, SA should have a spot to park all he got in his pants in coronary vessels of all of us.

you getting fvcked as soon as he put kids in bed and you get drunk, and yes he both expects and deserves that special new and wild thing he Accidentally left on desktop

07-01-2016 , 11:08 PM

#3027

Kristy

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Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but it was some Dude banging some girl, iirc. No comedy.

And good thing he's being super subtle about that new thing. God knows I'm a prude and will not tolerate direct conversation. Sometimes, I let him take the Lord's name in vain...but it is not....like...his birthday or anything, today.

07-01-2016 , 11:16 PM

#3028

PrsHarlequin

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 648

Harlequin out.

Enjoy your booze Kristy.

07-01-2016 , 11:20 PM

#3029

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PrsHarlequin

edit: Now you will never receive anything similar from me again, even though it was really hitting the topic of current Sex discussion you were running atm(oment), and you said Twas AWESOME, or smth like that

Ok, I guess we can do this instead of just being nice.

1. It wasnt hitting a topic of discussion
2. Kinda weird to send that to a woman, unsolicited...but good read you, I enjoy weird.
3. Even enjoying weird, as I do, I still deleted it immediately and wasn't even certain it was you who sent it until you confirmed it.
4. Since you aren't sending me anymore unsolicited porn I guess I'll have to console myself in ..
Oh idk,
THE INTERNET THAT IS FULL OF PORN AND WILL CATER TO MY SEARCH TERMS.

...did I tell you to **** off at some point? I have no idea why we are enemies.

07-01-2016 , 11:35 PM

#3030

Golfing_Stud

4L Fantasy Football Champion '14

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07-01-2016 , 11:39 PM

#3031

Kristy

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Am I the only one who always hears Weird AL lyrics?

07-01-2016 , 11:47 PM

#3032

Golfing_Stud

4L Fantasy Football Champion '14

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,995

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Am I the only one who always hears Weird AL lyrics?

07-01-2016 , 11:54 PM

#3033

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I'm going to be naughty and get a pizza tonight. Then watch Wales play the soccerball.

confirm loser. go to the pub and get drunk off your tit like i would do if i was still in wales!

07-01-2016 , 11:55 PM

#3034

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Look at dabz trying to get into Kristy daughter pants

we are all trying to get into her pants... he just happenes to be the front runner.

07-01-2016 , 11:56 PM

#3035

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

SA, thank you for your work. What's appropriate amount of USD to waste on small explosives?

100$
200$
500$
1000$
?

I'm sure there is a high up in an office somewhere who has now put your name on a list.

07-02-2016 , 12:00 AM

#3036

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Jfc, where are the Aussies already? I'm stuck at home and dying of boredom.

LUKE, I NEED MORE STORIES ABOUT THE DOABLE GIRL.

PLZ RESPOND

she gets a THE now... ****.. kids moving up in the world....

I'm sorry to disappoint, but me and her are over... unlike dabs.. i know when it's time to pull out.

also, us Aussies have the unruly task of voting for some clown to run our country today.

I must say, it's a chore, because unlike you " freedom fighters" over in the usa, I have no option NOT to vote. I either vote or they come and get me drag me in the booth and go, vote for one of these dickheads who only have their interests at heart.

07-02-2016 , 12:01 AM

#3037

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

GW just showed up with surprise booze, flowers, and told me to get drunk for my country while he parents...

This may be the greatest romance and love story of all time.

in before i kill you and take his place of his wife

07-02-2016 , 12:03 AM

#3038

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,543

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Jfc, where are the Aussies already? I'm stuck at home and dying of boredom.

LUKE, I NEED MORE STORIES ABOUT THE DOABLE GIRL.

PLZ RESPOND

Luke you are online and she clearly needs this. Plz tell stories preferably with pictures of her tits

07-02-2016 , 12:15 AM

#3039

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Golfing_Stud

True story..I think I have a legitimate shot at "blackest poster in omgomgomg"

My great grandma, afaik.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

in before i kill you and take his place of his wife

I understand your position, and will fight you to the death.

07-02-2016 , 12:20 AM

#3040

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Tornado watch for NYC?
Thanks, Obama.

(Get in your basement, KoNY)

I'm ded. Thanks for trying

07-02-2016 , 12:28 AM

#3041

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

True story..I think I have a legitimate shot at "blackest poster in omgomgomg"

My great grandma, afaik.

LOL you are no where near black!

top 5 rappers of all time. ok GO!

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 07-02-2016 at 12:35 AM.

07-02-2016 , 12:29 AM

#3042

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,356

She's our own Elizabeth Warren

07-02-2016 , 12:44 AM

#3043

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

LOL you are no where near black!

top 5 rappers of all time. ok GO!

That's wacis!

Here's the story...

When I was about 20, I noticed a dark spot on my back gums while flossing. By coincidence, I had a dental cleaning that week and I asked the hygienist. .sup wit dat?

She asked, "what nationality are you?"

Me: lol, Irish and Scottish

Her, but nahhhh, that's a pigmentation mark.

I ran home to tell my parents we black...
And when I said it...
They both looked at me like I was ******ed and said, "um...yeah? Have you never looked at your uncle Bobby?"

My uncle Bobby is a black guy, and I just never did the math.

07-02-2016 , 12:44 AM

#3044

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by PrsHarlequin

Dude i need to lose inch or two of this ''lifebelt'' ive put on. In a week, before she returns from Cali, bring me that Kink.com hoodie she bought for me and we go for that dinner. Hopefully get naked after. Please stap.

So. All you people form thelandotheFree. Can't play the game you invented this July either.. so you gonna pass your time with buying $500-$1000 of small explosives each, from LBs country, to write ''No 1" in the sky ?

All while LBs country owns pretty much each cloud on that sky of yours, for the next 200 years ?

Natural clouds, as well as the clouds you will make with those explosives, that will evaporate in minutes and further enrich your already no 1 atmosphere ?

I see what you did there LB, good work from you and your birrion dedicated small explosives making countrymen. (small explosives not countrymen).

Give us more money.

Please.

Yes gimme that money. Thx.

07-02-2016 , 12:47 AM

#3045

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

confirm loser. go to the pub and get drunk off your tit like i would do if i was still in wales!

I went to the pub yesterday, actually I tried 2 different one. It was so ****** awkward. Conclusion, pub are not for me.

07-02-2016 , 12:48 AM

#3046

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,543

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

She's our own Elizabeth Warren

Plz dont encourage her.

07-02-2016 , 12:50 AM

#3047

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,543

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

I went to the pub yesterday, actually I tried 2 different one. It was so ****** awkward. Conclusion, pub are not for me.

Sluts, have you considered sluts? They are for everybody. DUCY?

07-02-2016 , 12:51 AM

#3048

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

Plz dont encourage her.

I was gonna take offense, but the I realized. ..he actually means Elizabeth Warren.

#KristyLivesMatter

07-02-2016 , 12:52 AM

#3049

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

Sluts, have you considered sluts? They are for everybody. DUCY?

THERE ARE NO SLUTS ONLY PATRIARCHY

07-02-2016 , 12:53 AM

#3050

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

LOL you are no where near black!

top 5 rappers of all time. ok GO!

Eminem, because white power
Tupac, West coast the best coast
BIG, east coast is fine to-o
Eaay-E, because we all like crusin down the street in our 64'
Dr. DRE, because he his the investigator

Big shoutout to
Juicy-j, for keeping pimpin these hoes

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