Don't you read his blog?

I have a limited understanding of such things, but it is the result of my observations of men that you are surely missing out on one of life's most satisfying personal indulgences. Especially in summer.

I don't know, but I suspect there's a tribe mentality that kicks in. Like when water buffalo spot a lion. The first that recognizes won't run although that would be best for that particular buffalo's safety. Instead they alert the herd and form a circle around the vulnerable members of the herd. Cats and other predators depend largely on stealth, they'll never catch a bird/deer/antelope/buffalo that is sufficiently alerted the predators presence. In this case the warning went out late, but the instinct was still to alert others of the presence of the predator.

Patrick Bateman: Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
David Van Patten: Ed Gein? The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?
Patrick Bateman: No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.
Craig McDermott: So what did he say?
Patrick Bateman: "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: "What her head would look like on a stick... "

Watching sports is a great way to participate in state sanctioned recreational drug use. I recommend it based on that alone.

Where would the cat sleep then?

I'm not an alpha male, I'm more of a cerebral one.

This is madness

True, drugs are bad

Two thoughts:
1. How the hell are you so smart and worldly that you have an appropriate response to my weird serial killer reference?

2. You're a single white male of a certain age. You may want to go back to obfuscation via poetry wrt to that knowledge base.

I'm not up on my french anatomy, but I think the alpha and beta males all store them in roughly the same place.

My lack of success with women made me dislike any related down there. Of course some time I become a libidinosus for a short moment,but my brain always take back the control.

You'll never see me marrying a white girl and give her kids. Than please her for the rest of my life or till she divorce me and took half of everything I worked hard for.

I like you very much Kristy, but it doesn't change the fact that women are evil.

I'm too old to be a serial killer. I haven't even started mutilating animals yet & I should have started at about 12 yo

Actually, lbox...I was just thinking about the extent of my french anatomy words, and I no longer remember the words for shoulders and knees, but I've still got tete, les pieds, les yeux, les orielles, La bouche, le nez.

My french is so poor.

Sure, that's what they all say before you find yourself in a hole lotioning up.

Well, if getting divorced is the pre-requisite for feminine evil, I certainly am. If it helps, I entered both my marriages in good faith, and with a shameful naivete about real life vs the power of romantic ideals. It was an innocent and earnestly achieved failure.

I just realized my posting is over-srs today. Somebody needs to send me peen pics to get me out of this funk. Trust me, it is WWJD.

I'm also prepared to accept reasonable hand-drawn facsimiles. Desperate times...

Moi, je parle le francais tres mauvais aussi

Je sais quelques mots et ma grammaire n'est pas terrible, mais ma prononciation est le WOAT anglo-trash accent.

Not a prerequisite. It's confirmation of said evility.

Edit: except my new gf. She's different.

Edit edit: lolololol

Ok, they're just ... uhhhh. They're just at the bottom of this hole I dug in my basement. I can even help lower you down (:[

J'ai étudié le français pendant dix ans, mais l'education de la langue est un blaq a Anglo Canada. Mes cousins en Allemagne parlent anglais parfait apres avoir beaucoup moins de cours d'anglais que j'ai eu cours de français.

Si j'essaye parler francais a Lonely Box, il ne peut pas me comprendre parce que mon accent est si mauvais, mais je pense que il peut me comprendre quand j'ecrit parce que mon francais ecriver peut etre terrible, mais pas completement ordures.

God dammit it take this crap to French BBV

Haha thanks I do it for the Peli!


Was good had German Chocolate cake and what not. Ended up with mostly cash so I'm keeping that for when a few video games come out later in the year.

#BirthdayMoney #TippingCake #JM3IsBulldog #AllAussiesAreComish

Je parle un petit peux, seulement.

My writing is terrible because I've never mastered the feminine/masculine pronouns...I can conjugate like a mother ****er, tho. Reading is fine, I can at least get the gist. Same with listening to french speakers.

It's especially shameful, because my family immigrated through Montreal. My sister and my grandparents is/were fluent. (To be fair, my sis attended french immersion and I did not.)

Also, in after I begin suspecting Gregorio family of having ties to Nazi Germany.

Your written french is perfect. 100 time better than my English.

Seems legit!