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A neighbour I've never met before just told me he keeps a loaded gun in his house and has taken a few "warning" shots at my cats.

Highly disconcerting.

Cats better fast or be prepared to lose some lives.

My neighbor had like 15 cats. After about a year, she had 3. They'd wander into the our backyard and were never seen again.

06-28-2016 , 02:04 PM

#2527

Kristy

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I honestly didn't realize they were even leaving my property. They always come immediately when called.

It seems weird to me to shoot at something before attempting to talk to the owners, or at worst snatching the animal and dumping them at the humane society that is literally two blocks away.

It also seems weird to be upset about my cats in a neighbourhood that has at least 20 running around, and not less than 10 large dogs.

But w/e, I'll keep them inside.

06-28-2016 , 02:14 PM

#2528

Da33le

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What a strange world you people live in.

06-28-2016 , 02:34 PM

#2529

ScreaminAsian

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there's a cat that i've seen skulking around my house from time to time. it freaks my cat out but i'd never think of shooting it

06-28-2016 , 03:07 PM

#2530

ScreaminAsian

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06-28-2016 , 03:28 PM

#2531

GiantWalleye

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Rodeo burgers nom nom nom

06-28-2016 , 04:32 PM

#2532

ScreaminAsian

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06-28-2016 , 04:43 PM

#2533

Da33le

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You know, the internet really is an amazing place, especially for stalker creeps like me.

I've said too much.

06-28-2016 , 04:47 PM

#2534

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

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chrishanson.jpg

06-28-2016 , 04:48 PM

#2535

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

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Murdering a house pet seems like a reasonable response to it wandering on to your lawn.

06-28-2016 , 05:03 PM

#2536

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

Rodeo burgers nom nom nom

What is a rodeo burger?

06-28-2016 , 05:14 PM

#2537

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

You literally have a clock in your pocket

I am merely happy to see you.

06-28-2016 , 05:16 PM

#2538

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Yes, it's a sundial.

I hope not, or he's about to get kicked out of wrestling camp.

This joke is better than my joke.

06-28-2016 , 05:17 PM

#2539

ScreaminAsian

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06-28-2016 , 05:20 PM

#2540

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Can you send them down to Chicago? We've got a pretty serious rat problem here.

06-28-2016 , 05:22 PM

#2541

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Cats better fast or be prepared to lose some lives.

My neighbor had like 15 cats. After about a year, she had 3. They'd wander into the our backyard and were never seen again.

This must have been prior to Daisy's civilizing effect.

06-28-2016 , 05:23 PM

#2542

allinontheturn

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Ok, I'm all caught up on this page. Please resume your previous posting.

06-28-2016 , 05:23 PM

#2543

ScreaminAsian

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06-28-2016 , 05:29 PM

#2544

allinontheturn

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When my girlfriend is on her period

Spoiler:

06-28-2016 , 05:46 PM

#2545

GiantWalleye

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

What is a rodeo burger?

This dollar menu burgers with onion rings on them from burger king

06-28-2016 , 05:48 PM

#2546

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

This joke is better than my joke.

I thought it was gonna down on the list of totally unappreciated Kristy jokes

Other recent examples were:

"Necrophilia is so cold right now!"

"The haunted vagina"

" ...and the head of the PTA no longer calls on me during Q and A...so, idk where else to ask these types of questions."

Everyone except AIOTT is in the doghouse.