yeah alright buddy what ever you say :rollseyes:

I really hope you don't believe your life is better than anyones luke. I know you probably have to tell yourself that to get through your sad miserable little existence but it is really sad you could ever believe that.

I'm pretty sure there are turds on the sidewalk with more awesome lives than you buddy

lol wot.

it doesn't make sense man. you are speaking meth to me. I don't understand it.

Awwww I'm bad and I should feel bad.

Already pulled the bully card on post #2.

Impressive kid

Hahahaha says the kid who no one wants.

Literally no one luke. Do you ever cry into your pillow at night thinking how useless you are and that NOBODY wants you.

Come on man? what is your end goal here? to make me feel bad? like ****. I had worse from bogan and I'm still rocking.

keep acting like you have ever even said hi to a "bitch" or "hoe" lol you dont even speak to your own mom or sister. Thats right thats more cause they think your a joke though isnt it.

well aren't you?

Hahaha yes your rocking buddy. Hahahahaha

Awwwww poor little lukey is being picked on by the bad man.

Just when I think you can't look any more pathetic you surprise me.

just keep digging your grave pass... your time will come

Lol digging my grave.

You up to benchin 45kg now and coming after me champ

Bahahahaha you are and will always be nothing more than an absolute ****ing joke that nobody wants Luke. That will never change. It is who you are.

I'm about to go out for dinner with friends (cause unlike you I have them) I'll check back in here when I'm done for more of your pathetic useless drivel you braindead little unwanted spaz.

Have fun til then

That sounds like me, but the girl definitely exists

I'm referring to the way you explain to me that outliers exist almost every time we have any kind of srs biz discussion.

The likelihood of JackBaurdom <<<<<<<<the probability of bad self-assessment.

The word "prove" takes us full circle.
Idk, I'm certainly untested beyond a few years of college, and in omg Im surrounded by super smart, hugely successful men, but I don't "feel" like I'm so stupid that I need someone to start each discussion with the basics. I also know that correlation ≠ causation, and have at least a basic understanding of logical fallacies.

...but what do I know because self assessment is crap.



Even in a long term monogamous relationship? If so I'm definitely guilty of that. It seems like other women must have different experiences because there's a market for lube and lubricated condoms, but I find them unnecessary, excessive, and it feels better without for me too.
I've never figured out if I'm weird, or if other women are taking too many "for the team" when they're really not that interested in actually having sex, and thus in need of help?

Get. Tested. First.
Ldo.

Yes.

Other news. My cats are killing mice outdoors at a rate of about 2/night. Shouldn't they have run out by now? I'm starting to think there are more mice than people in my neighbourhood.
#RatPlague

lol, sorry daz but that actually had me laughing my ass off and I honestly feel like a massive ******* because of it.

night shift killed it up in here

Pretty much this

This Luke and Pass saga is so entertaining, I can't get enough.

On a side note I stacked 2 japanese guys at local third world country cash game. Couple hours later I was so sleepy I showed my KK but there was still 1 player to act. He obviously folded. I guess 1 hour nap after drinking night was not enough to restore my full energy.

Well I think I beat both of you. My new girlfriend left me because my d1ck was too small she said. I know I'm not big but... whatever.

Good morning, gentlemen.

I hope you told her that her vagina was actually too big.

I didn't because it was not.

What would you call small Kristy, girth and height?

Also, the second best sex I have had was with the second smallest peen I've seen*. True story. Chin up.

*He really got my kink

Edit: >5.5" Length, and I'm not exactly sure how to measure girth, but I'm gonna call it about >4.5"