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06-07-2016 , 03:14 PM

#101

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,543

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Let's be honest. You're clearly the headliner.

But what would we do with our $T17?

Hyper turbos duh

06-07-2016 , 03:15 PM

#102

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'm watching snatch

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

What should I do to be as awesome as dabz?

You don't know? Then clearly you're not paying close enough attention

06-07-2016 , 03:23 PM

#103

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Hmmm you are a nice guy. But it certainly not enough

06-07-2016 , 03:24 PM

#104

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I just flossed my teeth so well I had to clean the bathroom mirror. F gross.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

AIOTT could too, if he built a time machine and went and picked up an under 26yo version of himself.

The 26yo version of myself wouldn't have known what to do with someone that smart, pretty & funny

06-07-2016 , 03:28 PM

#105

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

What should I do to be as awesome as dabz?

That. \/

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

The 26yo version of myself wouldn't have known what to do with someone that smart, pretty & funny

06-07-2016 , 03:32 PM

#106

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Hmmm you are a nice guy. But it certainly not enough

Enough for what

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

That. \/

What's a V?

06-07-2016 , 03:44 PM

#107

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Actually I tought being a nice guy was a bad thing to get a girl to love you

06-07-2016 , 03:45 PM

#108

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

It's my arrow pointing down to AIOTT being an excessively charming dreamboat.
:swoon:

06-07-2016 , 03:47 PM

#109

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Actually I tought being a nice guy was a bad thing to get a girl to love you

There may be something to that, since they're both single...but then so are Luke and PGH, so results are inconclusive.

06-07-2016 , 03:58 PM

#110

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,344

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

I made this

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I was making this because I learned this morning that I can't draw cows and I was wondering how my other barnyard animal game was..

Turns out it is A+

Spoiler:

Already the best omg evar

06-07-2016 , 04:04 PM

#111

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

To be on a level with aiott is something special.

Damned hippies!

06-07-2016 , 04:19 PM

#112

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'm not just a nice guy

I have plenty of other qualities.

06-07-2016 , 04:27 PM

#113

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I'm not just a nice guy

I have plenty of other qualities.

Nice guy isn't a quality.

Worst thing a girl can call you is nice guy. It's either mean you are gay or worst, she actually think you are a nice guy.

06-07-2016 , 04:28 PM

#114

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I'm not just a nice guy

I have plenty of other qualities.

You should write me a list and I'll get it to her. I jokingly said, "Or you could talk to a single, 25 year old man I know from the Internet and think is very nice. Plus he has an accent" when she mentioned getting things ready for Rebound bf's visit tomorrow.

And she responded, "What kind of accent"

...so I think you've got a real shot.

For the record. I DEMAND grandchildren, and expect you to send them to me for at least two weeks a summer, but a month would be better.

06-07-2016 , 04:30 PM

#115

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

A month. I think you are awesome.

06-07-2016 , 04:32 PM

#116

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'll get working on that list. We really need to establish what kind of accent I have tho. She might not be in to it.

06-07-2016 , 04:33 PM

#117

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,344

6'4" 195 here

06-07-2016 , 04:50 PM

#118

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

A month. I think you are awesome.

:fluffle:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I'll get working on that list. We really need to establish what kind of accent I have tho. She might not be in to it.

I described it as sort of Irish sounding. She was uncomfortably excited about that. I think the word "sexy" was used, but I'm not sure because I was having an out of body experience.

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

6'4" 195 here

Height's good, but you need to gain at least 50 lbs, imo. You should eat your whole birthday cake without sharing.

06-07-2016 , 05:00 PM

#119

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Dabz, have you ever considered that it might be you that doesn't like Kristy daughter if you ever meet her.

06-07-2016 , 05:03 PM

#120

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Better start working on my Irish twang then..

06-07-2016 , 05:06 PM

#121

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Dabz, have you ever considered that it might be you that doesn't like Kristy daughter if you ever meet her.

I mean, I guess that's possible. Not very likely tho.

06-07-2016 , 05:07 PM

#122

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I suppose it is possible, but I've never seen it. Even her few ex-boyfriends are still here most days, trying to win her back, and her "friends" are mostly comprised of poor guys who are so heartsick for her it is hard to watch.

I'm not kidding. I have the coolest, funniest, smartest, kid of all time.