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01-30-2016 , 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
Yes...actually I guess I've been a mod for almost 6 years.

In March 2010 I'm chilling on my coach in FL rubbing my then-wife's foot & she's all like uhhh I'm not in love with you. & I'm like ummmm deuces. Went up to Boston in April to be around family & friends. Supported myself playing poker (& by living with my parents for minimal bills).

Spent the next 9 months or so trying to figure out what to do next. One day in January 2011 when snowbanks taller than me I was like f all this, I'm going to Vegas.

Left for Vegas like a week later, embarking on a cross country trip that I did a big TR for & involved a bunch of 4Lifers. Got to Vegas the day after the Packers beat the Steelers in the SB (whoop).

Had my 1st date with my now wife on April 10, 2011. Had our 2nd date April 11th & 3rd April 12th & asked her out in the Venetian parking garage on April 13th.

I proposed to her in September 2012, then a week or so later we found out she was a couple weeks pregnant. We got married as planned April 13, 2013, and had our 1st child June 8, 2013 (Trey).

2nd, & final, child was born July 11, 2015 (Ty).

Since I met my wife, we have spent all but 3 days together...1 about 2 weeks info or relationship when she went to her brother's wedding in Denver & it was too late to add me, & 2 a few months ago when her & Ty went to Oklahoma when her grandmother died.

So yeah...it's been a crazy amazing 5 years. I used to fight with my ex-wife every single day. It was the worst, but I put up with it because I felt like I didn't deserve to be treated any better.

After I got out of that situation, I learned otherwise.

Tl;dr

this is omg way to divorce.


also WOAT name for kids or what.

but it sounds awesome. I never get to hear about Omgers life stories...

I'd like to hear next:

kristens
pelis
wisski
Mr.mmmKay
allinontheturn

I'd like kevroc too... but it's pushing it... .
01-30-2016 , 04:55 AM
My story is just one long brag that nobody wants to hear. I have lived a charmed life.
01-30-2016 , 05:07 AM
Lol
01-30-2016 , 06:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
My story is just one long brag that nobody wants to hear. I have lived a charmed life.
Rofl.

My life is the club life...

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 01-30-2016 at 06:09 AM. Reason: More like thug life....am i right?
01-30-2016 , 06:08 AM
Looks like serina is gunna loose
01-30-2016 , 06:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
this is omg way to divorce.


also WOAT name for kids or what.

but it sounds awesome. I never get to hear about Omgers life stories...

I'd like to hear next:

kristens
pelis
wisski
Mr.mmmKay
allinontheturn

I'd like kevroc too... but it's pushing it... .

Asking for 4L'er stories?

01-30-2016 , 06:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JMurder3
Thanks. Anytime you're ready to. Already have received one entry.
I want to in but I dont get it, where do we send money?
01-30-2016 , 06:44 AM
Also, I enjoyed how you simplified theese long relationships in a single post, it made my hangover go away
01-30-2016 , 07:08 AM
I feel funny today for some reason, but I strongly believe Im still alive and this is regular life
01-30-2016 , 07:23 AM
Lbox do you really speak chinese
01-30-2016 , 07:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Albino Lord
Asking for 4L'er stories?

Not gunna lie. I saw a girl last night and went up to talk to her so i zoidverged in and siad hello
01-30-2016 , 07:59 AM
Got up, had shower, put laundry on. Now time to go to the shop for some breakfast/lunch, then rocket league
01-30-2016 , 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by FranFran
I feel funny today for some reason, but I strongly believe Im still alive and this is regular life
Same. Waking up at 530am without an alarm is woat, of all time. But now chess.
01-30-2016 , 08:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by allinontheturn
Opinions on:

A) The All Star fighter.
B) Dennis Wideman suspension.
Put me in the #freejohnscott camp. If the fan's votes can be vetoed then don't have a vote at all. I don;t care if it's sarcastic, it's the vote. Honour it.

I was watching that game live on NHL Gamecenter (Daily fantasy ftw), I couldn't believe what I saw. I rewound it and I kept thinking "he turned really fast to go to the bench and just trucked the guy, then felt stupid and did a "I meant to do that" kinda thing. But, ido.. it's def cray.

Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
but it sounds awesome. I never get to hear about Omgers life stories...

I'd like to hear next:

kristens
pelis
wisski
Mr.mmmKay
allinontheturn

I'd like kevroc too... but it's pushing it... .
People get paid a crapton of money to hear my story and invariably they start crying or biting their nails.. I've gone through more therapists then you've gone through underwear, pal.

You don't want none of this.
01-30-2016 , 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by wisski
Same. Waking up at 530am without an alarm is woat, of all time. But now chess.
Had a 3:15 am alarm set--woke up at 2:50. What the hell?
01-30-2016 , 08:58 AM
weirdos
01-30-2016 , 09:25 AM
Woke up at 10:15 am, decided this was way too early for a Saturday and went back to sleep again
01-30-2016 , 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
Woke up at 10:15 am, decided this was way too early for a Saturday and went back to sleep again
+1
01-30-2016 , 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Kevroc


People get paid a crapton of money to hear my story and invariably they start crying or biting their nails.. I've gone through more therapists then you've gone through underwear, pal.

You don't want none of this.
I hae often thought about doing this.

Has it been benificial to your life and have you seen improvment?


I want to go from omg ****ziper to stud
01-30-2016 , 10:20 AM
If therapists were free I'd probably go to one, but my wallet is closed far too tightly for money to be spent on talking.
01-30-2016 , 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
If therapists were free I'd probably go to one, but my wallet is closed far too tightly for money to be spent on talking.
it's closed to anything by rocket league am i right?
01-30-2016 , 10:24 AM
omg is my therapist
01-30-2016 , 10:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
I hae often thought about doing this.

Has it been benificial to your life and have you seen improvment?

I have not thought about this.

It's court ordered.

Nothing is beneficial.

Tim Allen sucks.
01-30-2016 , 10:48 AM
Rocket league didn't cost much, like a tenner or something.
01-30-2016 , 11:49 AM
Free therapists are usually called wives but then again they're not really free

      
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