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Usually not til they see the dong then sure.

When i was like 18-21 I regularly picked up by telling women I had an incredibly small dong. It worked like a charm. It actually got in their heads and they pretty much had to see if this dude really has as small a dick as he is saying. Also helped when they saw it they thought it was huge (well even huger than normal).

Women hate little dicks (so does luke)

06-06-2016 , 08:39 PM

#9952

PasswordGotHacked

banned

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Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Gratz, you pushed Peli out of the top5

This is a proud moment?

06-06-2016 , 08:40 PM

#9953

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

fyp

06-06-2016 , 08:40 PM

#9954

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

This is a proud moment?

Leaderboard are important to me.

06-06-2016 , 08:42 PM

#9955

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Why Luke left? We only need 46 more posts to clase this thread.

06-06-2016 , 08:42 PM

#9956

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Was gonna get out of bed but it just started raining. **** that noise

06-06-2016 , 08:43 PM

#9957

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Why Luke left? We only need 46 more posts to clase this thread.

He is furiously (jerking off likely) creating a new thread to post the second this one hits 10k

06-06-2016 , 08:44 PM

#9958

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

Was gonna get out of bed but it just started raining. **** that noise

How dare you, the noise of the rain when in bed is the best.

06-06-2016 , 08:44 PM

#9959

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Let's rank all the shows on HGTV and related networks.

1. All of them that aren't House Hunters something
2. Anything to do with House Hunters

06-06-2016 , 08:46 PM

#9960

PasswordGotHacked

banned

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Can you give me a list of shows I don't know what HGTV is

06-06-2016 , 08:47 PM

#9961

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

How dare you, the noise of the rain when in bed is the best.

I meant it more as a general comment as to getting out of bed - not the actual noise.

Rain noise is fine

06-06-2016 , 08:47 PM

#9962

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

Can you give me a list of shows I don't know what HGTV is

USA#1

06-06-2016 , 08:48 PM

#9963

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

I meant it more as a general comment as to getting out of bed - not the actual noise.

Rain noise is fine

Are you doing outside grunt work?

06-06-2016 , 08:51 PM

#9964

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

If you'd ask Fran or SA, I think the corect typo is AaaaaaAaaaaa

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is just fran being hungover

06-06-2016 , 08:51 PM

#9965

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Are you doing outside grunt work?

LOL work

Last edited by PasswordGotHacked; 06-06-2016 at 08:52 PM. Reason: Lets just say I'm currently on an extended sebatical

06-06-2016 , 08:53 PM

#9966

Oberbrunner

banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 927

Getting ready to take off my clothes and masturbate on camera!

06-06-2016 , 08:55 PM

#9967

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Let's rank all the shows on HGTV and related networks.

1. All of them that aren't House Hunters something
2. Anything to do with House Hunters

Just looked at the website. That channel looks utterly horrible

06-06-2016 , 08:55 PM

#9968

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberbrunner

Getting ready to take off my clothes and masturbate on camera!

Luke wants to see your schlong send him the link

06-06-2016 , 08:58 PM

#9969

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

LOL work

06-06-2016 , 08:59 PM

#9970

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberbrunner

Getting ready to take off my clothes and masturbate on camera!

Whats your SN on **********?

06-06-2016 , 08:59 PM

#9971

LonelyBox

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Currently 10 mins in Zootopia, this movie is promising

06-06-2016 , 09:07 PM

#9972

LonelyBox

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Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

17 mins in, this movie is awesome.

06-06-2016 , 09:09 PM

#9973

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Last

06-06-2016 , 09:09 PM

#9974

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Currently 10 mins in Zootopia, this movie is promising

You should wtach sing when it comes out too

06-06-2016 , 09:19 PM

#9975

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Last

You're doing it wrong

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