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02-04-2016 , 09:19 PM

#676

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Sorry, that's already taken

02-04-2016 , 09:21 PM

#677

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

I had plans for a business model where people rented out kids. Not sure how the exact price structure would work, but my site would take a fee, & either someone would get free babysitting, someone would get a free wing child, or both parties would split fees. One side may have to pay the other depending on what the equilibrium point is.

But yah, women flock. Does me absolutely no good, hence the business plan.

We will hammer out the details over brunch.

02-04-2016 , 09:23 PM

#678

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Sorry, that's already taken

02-04-2016 , 09:29 PM

#679

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Superbowl is Monday, 9:30am you ill-informed nits.

7:30 am... for you no west cost raceist mother ****ers

02-04-2016 , 09:30 PM

#680

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Civil war in the upside down world?

02-04-2016 , 09:44 PM

#681

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

dive bar drinking on a Thursday, and trying this tapatalk photo upload ****. I'm bachelor for the next three days, might end badly.

02-04-2016 , 09:54 PM

#682

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

dive bar drinking on a Thursday, and trying this tapatalk photo upload ****. I'm bachelor for the next three days, might end badly.

I see at least 3 kids...can you really call it a dive bar if there's more chance you'll get hugged than stabbed?

02-04-2016 , 09:57 PM

#683

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

It's only 8pm the families haven't left yet, it's 1.25$ taco night so people come here to eat. But trust me it's a dive bar and I have been threatened no less than 4 times in this establishmentZ

02-04-2016 , 10:01 PM

#684

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Also, nail this guy

...he's clearly interested in you, and I bet his beard would feel kinda tickly.

02-04-2016 , 10:04 PM

#685

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Lastly, how many tacos did you eat?

Note: I will judge you based on this number.

02-04-2016 , 10:05 PM

#686

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

dive bar drinking on a Thursday, and trying this tapatalk photo upload ****. I'm bachelor for the next three days, might end badly.

Looks like a nice pool table

02-04-2016 , 10:10 PM

#687

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Doable girl is looking good today shame about her personality.

Just got told i got 2 assiments and a test for economy. I also get off an hour earlier. So its a push.

02-04-2016 , 10:10 PM

#688

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I'm three double tall crown and diets in and three hard shell tacos, I might get more but I doubt it as I'm in it to drink. Life is difficult, and I need to drink to make it beter

02-04-2016 , 10:14 PM

#689

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I'm three double tall crown and diets in and three hard shell tacos, I might get more but I doubt it as I'm in it to drink. Life is difficult, and I need to drink to make it beter

If you're bringing your A game to this drunken night you need to switch to soft shell asap.

Trust me.

And eat three more, at least.

And wtf is in the chubby blondes hair?

02-04-2016 , 10:16 PM

#690

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

assiments

...

So its a push.

I lol'd

02-04-2016 , 10:19 PM

#691

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I ordered soft shell, because they come with more substance. But I got hard shell, and that's honestly the first time I've ever had an issue with service. I tip a normal 20% here and they treat me like a king. They fight over serving me, which is lol because the biggest tab I've ever had is like 70$ and that was food drinks for at least 8 people until we were blind drunk. Bar is also .6 miles away from my house and it's all downhill so I can roll home. That's 1 kilometre for you ****s

02-04-2016 , 10:30 PM

#692

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Also drinks are served in solo cups, plates are paper and cutlery is plastic to avoid washing dishes... I don't think it can be cheaper but it's awesome. I need people to clear out before I start playing pool.

02-04-2016 , 10:39 PM

#693

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Wisski i think we could be great pool drinking buddies....

02-04-2016 , 10:43 PM

#694

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Honestly Luke, I can think of about ~2 people I don't get along with irl. I'm just an amicable fellow. Drinking, smoking, hang'n out is what I do best. Sarcasm and merry making is how I cope with stress, and have a good time... Some people take my sarcasm seriously and they don't like me when they first meet me, but then they realize I'm just a sarcastic ass and everyone gets along.

02-04-2016 , 10:43 PM

#695

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I lol'd

I have A.D.D the more time i fet to spend on it / get to ask classmates and teacher the better.

If it was JUST a test. Id die. I freak out in tests... im not a good test taker

02-04-2016 , 10:59 PM

#696

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

to people who are not from aus or are just a dick head from the east...

DO YOU NOT SEE THAT ****ING WEST SIDE OF THE COUNTRY! YEAH THAT'S APART OF AUS TO YOU UNGRATEFUL GITS!

We don't have a west side of the country here.

Where are you from Luke?

Do you have the same problem there?

02-04-2016 , 11:49 PM

#697

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I don't know who this new guy is but if we get many more foreigners I might have to start the southpark chat of "they took our jerbs"!!!

02-05-2016 , 12:06 AM

#698

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

like you rednecks have jobs

02-05-2016 , 12:11 AM

#699

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Dear passwordgothacked,

I will not suck your dick, I'm not even sure you have a dick. Until pictures are sent to Kristy to confirm you actually have a dick I will neither confirm nor deny I would suck it. How about you enjoy this tomato that I will be placing on your pillow.

Also, dbdt ended with me losing to an old man who brought his own cue to the game which I feel should disqualify him... ****