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04-07-2016 , 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Also, PWGH...
Do you never pull the "Come to my place so I can cook you dinner" move?

Is that still a thing? If so, a neat bathroom with good hand soap is a check mark in the "bang this guy" column.
Yes if I want to see the girl semi regularly or actually impress her (cause I can actually cook) but in general no we are usually there for a specific reason.

I'm an old man now (34) and must admit this has changed a lot. I would have been more likely in my early to mid 20's to do this than now. I think lots of things have changed and also having a nice car / house / furniture is less impressive in your 30s where as was a bigger drawcard in my 20s
04-07-2016 , 10:25 AM
From what I understand about women, toilet paper, hand soap, and a dedicated hand towel are a must if you're inviting them over. I have all three, now I just need to invite them over.
04-07-2016 , 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked
Yes if I want to see the girl semi regularly or actually impress her (cause I can actually cook) but in general no we are usually there for a specific reason.

I'm an old man now (34) and must admit this has changed a lot. I would have been more likely in my early to mid 20's to do this than now. I think lots of things have changed and also having a nice car / house / furniture is less impressive in your 30s where as was a bigger drawcard in my 20s
I think it's fine to have low-end furniture when you're single in your early 30s, post-divorce. The woman usually gets the good stuff in the split.

It just needs to be actual furniture, not ...idk milk crates or garage shelving...and spotlessly clean. No excuse for being messy after about 25.


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Originally Posted by Da33le
From what I understand about women, toilet paper, hand soap, and a dedicated hand towel are a must if you're inviting them over. I have all three, now I just need to invite them over.
Also, a clean seat. Buy a new one if yours is worn or stained.

Lol'd @ toilet paper.
04-07-2016 , 11:21 AM
It wasn't toilet paper, although that helps. It was a little trash can in the bathroom, but I don't have one of those.
04-07-2016 , 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
I think it's fine to have low-end furniture when you're single in your early 30s, post-divorce. The woman usually gets the good stuff in the split.
In a way being completely unattractive to women is a blessing.
04-07-2016 , 12:06 PM
04-07-2016 , 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
It wasn't toilet paper, although that helps. It was a little trash can in the bathroom, but I don't have one of those.
If she needs the little trashcan you don't want her over anyway, afaik.

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
In a way being completely unattractive to women is a blessing.
Can women say, "I'd hit it"?
If not, please accept the estrogen-laced-equivalent, and my very warmest regards.
04-07-2016 , 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Go to Bath and Body Works. Ask the cutest girl working which is best for guests. Make sure it is something fruit-scented.




I was generally of the bolded opinion as well, but GW tried to heckle me out of my seasonal trip to Bath and Body Works in favour of w/e is available at our next big box store trip.

Ftr, women DO notice good hand soap. No one ever uses my washrooms without asking me where I got it.

Currently using: Golden Pineapple Luau and Tiki Mango Mai Tai in our washrooms. Foaming, 'cause I have kids.
shame...if only it applied to me
04-07-2016 , 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
If she needs the little trashcan you don't want her over anyway, afaik.
It's not all about sex you know. Maybe I invited her over to watch a movie and have a nice chat.
04-07-2016 , 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
Shop WITH them? Lol shopping.
i only show WITH them when she is trying on outfits for sext times later. if no, then i lose intrest if i'm not shopping for clothes for myself.
04-07-2016 , 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Can women say, "I'd hit it"?
If not, please accept the estrogen-laced-equivalent, and my very warmest regards.
04-07-2016 , 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked
I mean like grocery shopping, aside from lingerie shopping this is the only shopping I will entertain with a female
this.

also, I like cooking, so if she is there we can plan the meal we are going to have before sexy times
04-07-2016 , 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Also, PWGH...
Do you never pull the "Come to my place so I can cook you dinner" move?
yes! this is awesome. I would do it all the time if i had my own place my god. so much better than " nextflix and chill"
04-07-2016 , 12:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
From what I understand about women, toilet paper, hand soap, and a dedicated hand towel are a must if you're inviting them over. I have all three, now I just need to invite them over.
you can invite me over any time daz
04-07-2016 , 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
It's not all about sex you know. Maybe I invited her over to watch a movie and have a nice chat.
I'm shocked and appalled by your filthy interpretation.

I was simply inferring that you'd be sensitive enough to tuck her in at home with a heating pad if she were menstruating,
OR
that you'd go out to talk, so you could focus on her needs and feelings...instead of the pressures involved in being a stellar host.

You're a pervert!
04-07-2016 , 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
In a way being completely unattractive to women is a blessing.
I must be the luckiest dude alive. Praise Allah.
04-07-2016 , 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
If she needs the little trashcan you don't want her over anyway, afaik.
a wiser feller than myself once said, If the red river flows take the dirt track.
04-07-2016 , 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
a wiser feller than myself once said, If the red river flows take the dirt track.
You've been hanging out with Da33le too much.
04-07-2016 , 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Idk how other women feel about this, but I'd prefer GW didn't come. He slows the process down and complains non-stop about the price of things. I've actually snapped at the register a few times to his, "Geez you're expensive" comments and asked the cashier to stop while my husband decides if it's the laundry soap or the diapers that are unreasonably priced, so I can put it back on the shelf.

Just shut up and let me get the job done, or better yet...stay home with the kids.
Grocery shopping I would do with her because it's food & such, although lately I mostly end up going by myself after we get the kids down.

Shopping for clothes or household goods or what have you I stay away from entirely. It's not a price thing, it's a there's not much I'd less like to do than wander aimlessly around a store full of stuff I don't want thing.

When I go shopping for non-food it's very targeted & quick, & that's not the shopping process my wife (or most women afaik) enjoy, so it's best for everyone if she just does that stuff without me.
04-07-2016 , 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
You've been hanging out with Da33le too much.
I would never say that
04-07-2016 , 12:31 PM
But I'll take your advice and never invite menstruating women over.
04-07-2016 , 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by AngryPanda
I must be the luckiest dude alive. Praise Allah.
Don't be like that. You're funny when you're drunk and you have a silly voice. Those are some good qualities that women would love.
04-07-2016 , 12:42 PM
when f you've heard me? also i don't really drink anymore. sorry not sorry.
04-07-2016 , 12:44 PM
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
04-07-2016 , 12:44 PM
We've played video games together bro it was much fun.

      
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