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04-07-2016 , 04:26 AM

#5001

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,180

04-07-2016 , 05:17 AM

#5002

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Aye, he's a funny man.

04-07-2016 , 06:30 AM

#5003

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

i'd like to participate in this whole. "Kristy eye for the omg guy" but I forgot I have to do some income statement and a balance sheet for tafe tomorrow.

last day for 2 weeks better make it a good one.

also Kristy can you recommend some soaps n **** that the ladies will like?

Spoiler:

04-07-2016 , 06:56 AM

#5004

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

also Kristy can you recommend some soaps n **** that the ladies will like?

This is wrong on so many levels.

a) you shouldn't give a ****
b) the womenz pick the soaps
c) you need to find and be able to get womenz first for it to matter

What sort of soaps and **** will moisten the ladies up when they are in my bathroom? LOL

04-07-2016 , 07:08 AM

#5005

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I think gregorio is in troll mode. I had a feeling once he used the words, "tyre selection".

Tyre selection is a big deal two weeks before an F1 race, but I wouldn't expect someone who uses berry scented toilet sprays to know this.

04-07-2016 , 07:12 AM

#5006

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Luke, let me check my spreadsheet when I get home and I'll recommend something.

04-07-2016 , 07:25 AM

#5007

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Tyre selection is a big deal two weeks before an F1 race, but I wouldn't expect someone who uses berry scented toilet sprays to know this.

Have you smelled strawberries mixed with your ****? It's really nice.

I was actually disappointed Ricciardio had to change tyres three times and seb only changed twice. It was game over once i realised seb wasn't pulling in. Tyre selection has actually become an interesting thing for me since that race. Not enough to make a spreadsheet though.

04-07-2016 , 07:27 AM

#5008

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Luke, let me check my spreadsheet when I get home and I'll recommend something.

A+

04-07-2016 , 07:28 AM

#5009

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

You're clearly living in the past. Last race Seb didn't even complete a lap.

04-07-2016 , 07:37 AM

#5010

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

What sort of soaps and **** will moisten the ladies up when they are in my bathroom? LOL

shes pretty moist when she in my bedroom i'll tell you that.

I used lube once and that was amazing. would recond some good lube

04-07-2016 , 07:38 AM

#5011

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Luke, let me check my spreadsheet when I get home and I'll recommend something.

income statements are pretty easy when you can just chuck 10k of extra debt in the " other" category.

04-07-2016 , 07:39 AM

#5012

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Have you smelled strawberries mixed with your ****? It's really nice.

I LOVE a girl who wears strawberry perfume or whatever. gets me going

04-07-2016 , 07:40 AM

#5013

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Looked at flights last night. Can get to Spain for like £60 which is nice. Can't go now though, too busy. Maybe in a few weeks.

04-07-2016 , 07:40 AM

#5014

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

You're clearly living in the past. Last race Seb didn't even complete a lap.

less talk of f1 and more snooker talk plz

04-07-2016 , 07:48 AM

#5015

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Also she isn't actually moving out until the end of the month.

04-07-2016 , 08:10 AM

#5016

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

You're clearly living in the past. Last race Seb didn't even complete a lap.

Yes. I watched the one that was on at a decent hour.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

I LOVE a girl who wears strawberry perfume or whatever. gets me going

a girl covered in manure would get you going ]>:^*)

04-07-2016 , 08:28 AM

#5017

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

GGoreo why don't you just share your spreadsheet to a public Google Drive.

04-07-2016 , 08:37 AM

#5018

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i'd like to participate in this whole. "Kristy eye for the omg guy" but I forgot I have to do some income statement and a balance sheet for tafe tomorrow.

last day for 2 weeks better make it a good one.

also Kristy can you recommend some soaps n **** that the ladies will like?

Spoiler:

Go to Bath and Body Works. Ask the cutest girl working which is best for guests. Make sure it is something fruit-scented.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

This is wrong on so many levels.

a) you shouldn't give a ****
b) the womenz pick the soaps
c) you need to find and be able to get womenz first for it to matter

What sort of soaps and **** will moisten the ladies up when they are in my bathroom? LOL

I was generally of the bolded opinion as well, but GW tried to heckle me out of my seasonal trip to Bath and Body Works in favour of w/e is available at our next big box store trip.

Ftr, women DO notice good hand soap. No one ever uses my washrooms without asking me where I got it.

Currently using: Golden Pineapple Luau and Tiki Mango Mai Tai in our washrooms. Foaming, 'cause I have kids.

04-07-2016 , 08:45 AM

#5019

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Currently using: Golden Pineapple Luau and Tiki Mango Mai Tai in our washrooms. Foaming, 'cause I have kids.

I approve of this

04-07-2016 , 08:49 AM

#5020

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I'm on board the citrus hand soap train, but my scented candles and room spray are always Fresh Linen. Stronger scents are an, "I pooped" red flag.

04-07-2016 , 09:10 AM

#5021

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Go to Bath and Body Works. Ask the cutest girl working which is best for guests. Make sure it is something fruit-scented.

we don't have this store where else could i bang girls this way? This is a great idea imo

Quote:

By the time you care about their thoughts about the handsoap they literally should be shopping with you anyway.

Unless of course girls do moisten up at the right soap. I was always of the opinion they should be moist by the time u get them home anyway, I guess any assistance can't hurt however

Last edited by PasswordGotHacked; 04-07-2016 at 09:13 AM. Reason: And lets be honest a simple soap isn't enough to clean..........................

04-07-2016 , 09:15 AM

#5022

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Shop WITH them? Lol shopping.

04-07-2016 , 09:21 AM

#5023

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

I mean like grocery shopping, aside from lingerie shopping this is the only shopping I will entertain with a female

Last edited by PasswordGotHacked; 04-07-2016 at 09:22 AM. Reason: I buy my handsoap at the supermarket

04-07-2016 , 09:53 AM

#5024

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Shop WITH them? Lol shopping.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

I mean like grocery shopping, aside from lingerie shopping this is the only shopping I will entertain with a female

Idk how other women feel about this, but I'd prefer GW didn't come. He slows the process down and complains non-stop about the price of things. I've actually snapped at the register a few times to his, "Geez you're expensive" comments and asked the cashier to stop while my husband decides if it's the laundry soap or the diapers that are unreasonably priced, so I can put it back on the shelf.

Just shut up and let me get the job done, or better yet...stay home with the kids.

04-07-2016 , 09:55 AM

#5025

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Also, PWGH...
Do you never pull the "Come to my place so I can cook you dinner" move?

Is that still a thing? If so, a neat bathroom with good hand soap is a check mark in the "bang this guy" column.

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