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02-03-2016 , 06:42 AM

#451

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Speaking of comfortable, I'm bed.

02-03-2016 , 07:40 AM

#452

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Actually, I meant takeout food.

02-03-2016 , 09:10 AM

#453

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Speaking of comfortable, I'm bed.

Jelly 4sure

02-03-2016 , 09:14 AM

#454

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday.
Taken your pick (go with the humped one, imo).

How's Vienna, Fran? See any of them sausages yet?

Bump

02-03-2016 , 09:44 AM

#455

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Kristy, we're going to have to update the omg wealth chart and move dassle up a few spots. He's obviously rolling in it.

Updated.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Actually, I meant takeout food.

I thought Euros were only allowed to call it "take away"

02-03-2016 , 09:51 AM

#456

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I like to translate for you guys.

02-03-2016 , 09:56 AM

#457

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

We appreciate it.

Why do some call their trunk a boot? Most slang makes sense...but that one has always confused me.

02-03-2016 , 09:57 AM

#458

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,383

and why do you spell poop with and "e"?

02-03-2016 , 10:00 AM

#459

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Is that for srs? I'd google, but I'm afraid of the results.

02-03-2016 , 10:02 AM

#460

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,383

ofc

sfw:

Spoiler:

02-03-2016 , 10:07 AM

#461

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Oooohhhh.

I've seen that one before, but didn't realize it was a Euroism.

KoNY, how are you? How's the move going?

02-03-2016 , 10:09 AM

#462

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Ah poop jokes, all is well in omg... Work politics is probably Woat politics.

02-03-2016 , 10:16 AM

#463

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Go on...

Do you mean actual work politics, or are your coworkers discussing trump v Clinton 2016?

02-03-2016 , 10:35 AM

#464

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Fine. I'll just answer the questions myself.

KoNY's move is going fine, but the movers "lost" his collection of sex-dungeon accoutrement and refuse to pay for new ones. He is seriously considering suing.

Wisski meant that his boss only promotes people who dress up like Trump and bang her ferociously on her desk, shouting "you're fired" as they orgasm.

02-03-2016 , 10:47 AM

#465

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Just so we're clear...the yelling is directed at the sperm.

02-03-2016 , 11:25 AM

#466

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

yes I have pics of your wife peli, but I will destroy it to be friends with you again. Deal?

Edit: Im kidding peli you are my virtual friend from the future.

Yeh you're right, I will never be ok, ok is for the average

I have pic of your wife Fran

02-03-2016 , 12:26 PM

#467

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Jerry doesnt want him anymore.

lol really? when did this happen, before or after the latest johhny football party

02-03-2016 , 12:27 PM

#468

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Kristy, we're going to have to update the omg wealth chart and move dassle up a few spots. He's obviously rolling in it.

there is an omg wealth chart?

if it's anything like my post count....

02-03-2016 , 12:29 PM

#469

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

By treats you mean hookers right?

Nothing wrong with being comfortable. I too, only need a few things to get me through life.

brizzy ain't gunna win this mate, i'm sorry to say, but you won't get wodden spoon.

02-03-2016 , 12:30 PM

#470

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Lol trump sex! No I mean actual office people, I work with many technically intelligent people. So they are used to being the voice of reason, but in reality their ideas are trash. They continue to push them even after clear display of their stupidity.

02-03-2016 , 12:34 PM

#471

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Fine. I'll just answer the questions myself.

you either need to get out more, or address your sexual frustration.

02-03-2016 , 12:52 PM

#472

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

I have pic of your wife Fran

So as 500 of her and mine fb friends combined, you aint special Lbox

02-03-2016 , 12:54 PM

#473

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

One day we can be friends on facebook if you will be good virtual friend to me as J is for instance and you will have access to few more pics weirdo :P

02-03-2016 , 12:57 PM

#474

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Meetings over for today, which means, few cocktails never made anything wrong to anyone.

Yesterdays bar was actually pretty cool place when I think twice. It's on the 12th or 18th floor idk, and its souranded by big walla of glass giving you a 360 degrees view of Vienna.

I only made one pic an Im not that talented photograph, but here it is: