Especially on Monday

To get my paycheck?

Never did get the slacker mentality. Having too much time to think breeds negativity imo.

I think the problem is we dont have enough slackers so work gets done pretty quickly round here.

I'd say I'm quite a good slacker.

I think too much work breeds negativity. Never did get the workaholic mentality.

No u

In fact, I wish I was more like you.

Well, i guess it's pretty sweet being me.

Life most be better when you like to work.

Wouldnt say i like work but i have a good work ethic.

Im seriously suffering here. Time goes so slow when you're bored. Only 3 hours to go.

Glycerol sweet, good enough to keep drinking till you're dead.

Or a aspartame sweet where it leaves a chalky taste in your mouth.

Maybe sugar alcohol sweet, no actual calories, but could destroy you liver.

Lastly it could be diabetes sweet, where you get to enjoy it for a while then you're feet will swell and you'll go blind.

Peli is Stevia sweet, all natural, huge deal, the ladies love it.

My sweetness does cause things to swell and destroy body parts.

Aw shucks its awesome having you in my corner <3

See. I should have bet $ on this.

Killed the thread with your football talk Murder, should have stuck to chess.

Rigged! I lost lunch!!

Killed the thread? I didn't notice an 8 hour gap between posts.

#AlekhineDefense

I hope you were freerolling & didn't actually willingly bet $ on Jerry Rice's AIDSpile.

ugh... today has been poo. like steaming hot bag of **** that someone lit on your porch and then just ran away.

so this morning i bought this modem off this lady. takes 25 mins to get there... so I go all the way down there and back.

i call up the internet provider and I get to the bit where I need to give her my CC details. Wait a minuet where is my wallet?!

**** SAKE!

so i drive all the way back to this women house and knock on her door. no answer. ****. Drive the 25 minuets back and I have a look around my house ( I had a look before i left 2)

I look in the back seat of my car... and boom there it is.

safe and sound.

on the up side, the bank told me I deposited 355 instead of 305. so i get some extra cash there.

but for some reason ths modem does not like to connect to wifi. :S

did an epic legday too at the gym now i'm *****

Luke, you should start implementing some cliffs into your posts, you know how books have on the back; "love story of the century..."

Im sorry Luke, thats Monday speaking, I will read your post

THATS BETTER!

It's one of his best spelled posts ever!

Verified
Today is Monday
Fuggin Monday

Bump

morning folks.