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02-14-2016 , 12:46 AM

#1876

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i'd never say get married. but 3rd is your best option. if i was you i'd move it to first

Happily married >>> single >>>>>>>> unhappily married

02-14-2016 , 12:55 AM

#1877

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Jm3 is right.

02-14-2016 , 01:00 AM

#1878

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

1st I try to warn him about his death trap country
2nd I write, like, THE nicest eulogy ever.

And I get no thanks, or appreciation at all.

Being a really, really, good person is so not worth it!

My apologies, i was over at my mother's with cake and company but ill try to be a better person ;p

I guess I've hit the grumpy old man stage and am hanging on to the past. You kids move at a wicked pace, it's spinning me out.

As for my peen, that's definitely seen better days. However the old fella still gets it done. It's reliable. Like a Toyota.

02-14-2016 , 01:05 AM

#1879

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

calm the **** down. you have not been to aus and seen the **** products that we have to put up with.

what i mean by this is, if USA has it, we have a cheaper ****tier one, we have to pay more for. it's not the same **** that you get.

We're like those poor kids wearing the Carolina Super Bowl 50 Champs shirts.

02-14-2016 , 01:13 AM

#1880

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Jm3 is right.

um...no

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Happily married >>> single >>>>>>>> unhappily married

it's

****ing bitches >>>>>>>single>>>>>>>>>>> in a relationship>>>>>>>>>>> relationship is more than a year>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>relationship is more than 5 years>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i'm dead because i won't get married. I just assume I'll have a few accident kids on the way.

* NOTE: the ONLY time it's acceptable to get married is to a stripper in Vegas to get more casino chips

02-14-2016 , 01:14 AM

#1881

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

We're like those poor kids wearing the Carolina Super Bowl 50 Champs shirts.

thanks Obama!

02-14-2016 , 01:15 AM

#1882

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Luke is right.

02-14-2016 , 01:17 AM

#1883

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Why are you talking about something you know nothing about? I mean sure, you can pretend like your life is awesome right now if it makes you happy, but until you've actually been in a good relationship your opinion is invalid.

@ Luke. My pony is apparently slow.

02-14-2016 , 01:29 AM

#1884

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

you make a good point though man, I guess my view is pretty ****ed up and extreme.

I've just seen **** as a kid...AND THEN... as an adult that... man... it's pretty much why I try and run away from myself everyday and try be a better person.

02-14-2016 , 01:40 AM

#1885

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Single life is fun, & if a relationship ever makes your life less good, end it ASAP, but a great relationship really ups your quality of life a lot.

It's hard to realize what a good relationship is & how valuable it can be until one accidentally stumbles across one, though.

02-14-2016 , 01:44 AM

#1886

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

no one really knows the " real" me, so, I haven't had a real relationship in awhile, if ever.

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 02-14-2016 at 01:57 AM.

02-14-2016 , 02:07 AM

#1887

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Lbox here reporting live from the strip club. Im sure Kristy asked me a question but I'm too drunk.

02-14-2016 , 02:46 AM

#1888

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

no one really knows the " real" me, so, I haven't had a real relationship in awhile, if ever.

Well, hopefully someday you find someone you deem worthy of sharing the real you with, & hopefully that person thoroughly enjoys whatever that is.

02-14-2016 , 03:22 AM

#1889

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

02-14-2016 , 04:40 AM

#1890

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Spoiler:

02-14-2016 , 06:33 AM

#1891

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

JM3 is right

Luke you dont get it yet, and bitches you mention dont find you attractive when in this stage, at least good quality ones. So, I can be your mentor if you tell me how much you like me.

02-14-2016 , 06:39 AM

#1892

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Lbox I approve your work.

02-14-2016 , 06:40 AM

#1893

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i can't tell you to kys dabble... but **** i'm close.

you need to **** bitches get monry

You can tell me to kms all you like. But you're saying if somebody you were dating and totally loved wanted to marry you, you'd say no way babe, Luke doesn't do marriage. Yeah right.

02-14-2016 , 07:15 AM

#1894

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

JM3 is right

Luke you dont get it yet, and bitches you mention dont find you attractive when in this stage, at least good quality ones. So, I can be your mentor if you tell me how much you like me.

i like you more than jack...

02-14-2016 , 07:21 AM

#1895

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Good morning.
Luke, the smart money is on you marrying the first bitch who sticks around for more than a month.

02-14-2016 , 07:24 AM

#1896

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

lol

02-14-2016 , 08:26 AM

#1897

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Good morning.
Luke, the smart money is on you marrying the first bitch who sticks around for more than a month.

I had a lady-friend who told me I'd fall in love & marry the first woman I had the sex with.

I hate that she was right; but then we've been married 13 years now, so there's that.

02-14-2016 , 08:35 AM

#1898

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Watching Legends of Tomorrow; rather good TV comic show. In the latest episode they are in a Soviet nuke site which is controlled by a set of 1980's radio sound boards.

I giggled hard when I saw that.

02-14-2016 , 09:00 AM

#1899

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

I had a lady-friend who told me I'd fall in love & marry the first woman I had the sex with.

I hate that she was right; but then we've been married 13 years now, so there's that.

After 13 years you've certainly passed the test, and shown that there is more going on than just sex...

It always amazes me how many guys do stay with their first kick at the can, though.