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Old 10-22-2015, 01:58 PM   #201
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#155) THE AUSSIE EDITION!

Damn, I had to leave, sounds like I missed a good one.
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Old 10-22-2015, 02:27 PM   #202
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The beast needed two questions correct to win with 26 seconds left and lost.
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Old 10-22-2015, 06:53 PM   #203
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Old 10-22-2015, 07:39 PM   #204
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hi im new here
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Old 10-22-2015, 07:39 PM   #205
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Old 10-22-2015, 07:58 PM   #206
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gotta play the game so i can change the game

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Old 10-22-2015, 10:01 PM   #207
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huh do you like that song or something?
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Old 10-22-2015, 10:02 PM   #208
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Hello mrcoffee
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Old 10-22-2015, 10:24 PM   #209
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hi im new here
Oddly enough, my original Mr. Coffee just died and I am looking for a replacement.

He wore googly eyes and a fake moustache while he served me coffee, but simply could not fit my entire hand in his hole no matter how hard we tried.

The position is yours if you want it.

RIP Mr Coffee 1

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Old 10-22-2015, 11:00 PM   #210
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Lol at 150$ OZ's in Colorado, I think I need to move back to this state.
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Old 10-22-2015, 11:04 PM   #211
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Lol at 150$ OZ's in Colorado, I think I need to move back to this state.
HEY WISSKI
FK U LIMP DICK MFER

I'M HERE 2 RAPE U N FFB.

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Old 10-22-2015, 11:25 PM   #212
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You forgot the condiments you'll put on his ass, but otherwise super solid!
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Old 10-22-2015, 11:30 PM   #213
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Laying in the middle of the bed watching a movie that is a chick flick AND foreign AND a musical. GW'S trips are kinda the best thing ever.
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Old 10-23-2015, 12:14 AM   #214
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Without giving away too many spoilers...
WTF, 49ers?
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Old 10-23-2015, 01:04 AM   #215
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Laying in the middle of the bed watching a movie that is a chick flick AND foreign AND a musical. GW'S trips are kinda the best thing ever.
I'm mashing buttons at bovada and being nice to my fellow players
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Old 10-23-2015, 01:51 AM   #216
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Hahaha, cleaning toilets.
Woman's work, iirc.
i alwyas thought he was a women
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Old 10-23-2015, 01:51 AM   #217
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hi im new here
hello welcome.

this is the aussie omg. so everything must be done the aussie way.

half assed with a beer in your hand!
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Old 10-23-2015, 01:53 AM   #218
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Laying in the middle of the bed watching a movie that is a chick flick AND foreign AND a musical. GW'S trips are kinda the best thing ever.
on a scale of 1- drunk how drunk are you? also time must be factored into your calculation. you must show your workings
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Old 10-23-2015, 02:04 AM   #219
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Without giving away too many spoilers...
WTF, 49ers?
I feel like one of those battered wives. I know I should leave but I can't because I just love him so much :*(
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Old 10-23-2015, 04:02 AM   #220
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I feel like one of those battered wives. I know I should leave but I can't because I just love him so much :*(
this should bring every sjw, whit night, beta *** feminist out of the wood work... good job man
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Old 10-23-2015, 05:06 AM   #221
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I do what I can yo.
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Old 10-23-2015, 05:14 AM   #222
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no wife battering itt
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Old 10-23-2015, 05:14 AM   #223
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this should bring every sjw, whit night, beta *** feminist out of the wood work... good job man
Present!
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Old 10-23-2015, 05:23 AM   #224
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no wife battering itt
no problem, I'm never having a wife

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Present!
Who have you been talking to? How much money did you spend? Did you smile at that man?
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Old 10-23-2015, 06:28 AM   #225
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#155) THE AUSSIE EDITION!

Today is Friday.
I'm on vacation!
Heading to Florida.
Not close enough to catch up with freddbird or Albino.

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