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Old 10-22-2015, 12:27 AM   #176
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#155) THE AUSSIE EDITION!

Oh the humanicky!
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Old 10-22-2015, 12:35 AM   #177
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The ****'s a manicky?
My feelings would best be expressed in a monologue from the 1979 made-for-TV movie 'Portrait of a Stripper,' featuring Meredith Baxter-Birney
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Old 10-22-2015, 12:54 AM   #178
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The Pennant belongs to the Metropolitans!
for now.
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Old 10-22-2015, 02:13 AM   #179
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How about dem mets
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Old 10-22-2015, 02:49 AM   #180
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The mother from Family Ties? You Americans have no shame. What's next? Knee capping Olympic ice skaters?
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Old 10-22-2015, 05:30 AM   #181
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How was netflix and chill
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Uneventful.
the whole point of next flix and chill is to **** the girl brah...

it's just so girls can say.. i went over to his house to " netflix and chill" instead of. i went over to his hosue to ****.
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Old 10-22-2015, 07:33 AM   #182
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My feelings would best be expressed in a monologue from the 1979 made-for-TV movie 'Portrait of a Stripper,' featuring Meredith Baxter-Birney
Was thinking the same about the avi bet, schlitzy. Get your boys their first though. glglgl
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Old 10-22-2015, 07:45 AM   #183
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Today is Thursday
And so is your mum!
Boom.


What?

Bump
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Old 10-22-2015, 07:50 AM   #184
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Oh the humanicky!
A perfect strike, from left field!

Quality of the pun: 10
Timing: 10
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Canadian makes a funny: priceless
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Old 10-22-2015, 09:44 AM   #185
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#155) THE AUSSIE EDITION!

You know what I secretly hate?
Parents and their kids in waiting rooms.

My kid is only here for her therapy, get your diseased, infected, snot-dripping progeny away from the play space..because I definitely am not relying on the janitor who barely eeks out a living wage to sanitize all the things.

Gross.
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Old 10-22-2015, 10:34 AM   #186
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I heard urine will sanitize all things. It's how I clean the toilet. JustJ knows what I mean
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Old 10-22-2015, 10:36 AM   #187
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Oh, Kristy. I got called a white knight because I married someone from 2p2, because I tongue-in-cheek called 2p2 misogynistic. (Even if it is true)
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Old 10-22-2015, 12:08 PM   #188
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Fat chaser is my man tho. He's quite good at the game.
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Old 10-22-2015, 12:16 PM   #189
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The beast is a pedo
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Old 10-22-2015, 12:17 PM   #190
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Show me the vixen
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Old 10-22-2015, 12:24 PM   #191
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She must be a stand-in because she's literally never on.
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Old 10-22-2015, 12:25 PM   #192
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wtf is this fat witch's laugh
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Old 10-22-2015, 12:25 PM   #193
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This woman is rather irritating, let's knock her out double speed.
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Old 10-22-2015, 12:28 PM   #194
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That doesn't seem very nice
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Old 10-22-2015, 12:29 PM   #195
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That doesn't seem very nice
Hear her and get back to us
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Old 10-22-2015, 12:38 PM   #196
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Why do they all say they are gamblers, when they have no intention of going high. Just say you're not a gambler, then you don't look like a pussy when you stay middle.
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Old 10-22-2015, 12:39 PM   #197
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Ok, never mind, he went for it. My hero.
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Old 10-22-2015, 12:54 PM   #198
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Why do they all say they are gamblers, when they have no intention of going high. Just say you're not a gambler, then you don't look like a pussy when you stay middle.

Spoke too soon
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Old 10-22-2015, 12:55 PM   #199
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Excellent final chase how did he **** that up
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Old 10-22-2015, 01:35 PM   #200
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I heard urine will sanitize all things. It's how I clean the toilet. JustJ knows what I mean
Hahaha, cleaning toilets.
Woman's work, iirc.
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