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10-22-2015 , 12:27 AM

#176

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Oh the humanicky!

10-22-2015 , 12:35 AM

#177

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,688

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

The ****'s a manicky?

My feelings would best be expressed in a monologue from the 1979 made-for-TV movie 'Portrait of a Stripper,' featuring Meredith Baxter-Birney

10-22-2015 , 12:54 AM

#178

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

The Pennant belongs to the Metropolitans!

for now.

10-22-2015 , 02:13 AM

#179

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

How about dem mets

10-22-2015 , 02:49 AM

#180

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

My feelings would best be expressed in a monologue from the 1979 made-for-TV movie 'Portrait of a Stripper,' featuring Meredith Baxter-Birney

The mother from Family Ties? You Americans have no shame. What's next? Knee capping Olympic ice skaters?

10-22-2015 , 05:30 AM

#181

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

How was netflix and chill

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Uneventful.

the whole point of next flix and chill is to **** the girl brah...

it's just so girls can say.. i went over to his house to " netflix and chill" instead of. i went over to his hosue to ****.

10-22-2015 , 07:33 AM

#182

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,344

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

My feelings would best be expressed in a monologue from the 1979 made-for-TV movie 'Portrait of a Stripper,' featuring Meredith Baxter-Birney

Was thinking the same about the avi bet, schlitzy. Get your boys their first though. glglgl

10-22-2015 , 07:45 AM

#183

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Thursday
And so is your mum!
Boom.

What?

Bump

10-22-2015 , 07:50 AM

#184

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Oh the humanicky!

A perfect strike, from left field!

Quality of the pun: 10
Timing: 10
I lold: 10
Canadian makes a funny: priceless

10-22-2015 , 09:44 AM

#185

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

You know what I secretly hate?
Parents and their kids in waiting rooms.

My kid is only here for her therapy, get your diseased, infected, snot-dripping progeny away from the play space..because I definitely am not relying on the janitor who barely eeks out a living wage to sanitize all the things.

Gross.

10-22-2015 , 10:34 AM

#186

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

I heard urine will sanitize all things. It's how I clean the toilet. JustJ knows what I mean

10-22-2015 , 10:36 AM

#187

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Oh, Kristy. I got called a white knight because I married someone from 2p2, because I tongue-in-cheek called 2p2 misogynistic. (Even if it is true)

10-22-2015 , 12:08 PM

#188

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Fat chaser is my man tho. He's quite good at the game.

10-22-2015 , 12:16 PM

#189

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

The beast is a pedo

10-22-2015 , 12:17 PM

#190

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Show me the vixen

10-22-2015 , 12:24 PM

#191

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

She must be a stand-in because she's literally never on.

10-22-2015 , 12:25 PM

#192

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

wtf is this fat witch's laugh

10-22-2015 , 12:25 PM

#193

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

This woman is rather irritating, let's knock her out double speed.

10-22-2015 , 12:28 PM

#194

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

That doesn't seem very nice

10-22-2015 , 12:29 PM

#195

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

That doesn't seem very nice

Hear her and get back to us

10-22-2015 , 12:38 PM

#196

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Why do they all say they are gamblers, when they have no intention of going high. Just say you're not a gambler, then you don't look like a pussy when you stay middle.

10-22-2015 , 12:39 PM

#197

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Ok, never mind, he went for it. My hero.

10-22-2015 , 12:54 PM

#198

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Why do they all say they are gamblers, when they have no intention of going high. Just say you're not a gambler, then you don't look like a pussy when you stay middle.

Spoke too soon