Creepy.
We have alarms on all our doors that go off if they're opened. Well, Lily went down for a nap...so I did too. I heard the alarm go off, so I got up, dressed, and went down to say hi to GW...
The back two doors were ajar, and I figured he was outside, so I went and switched laundry loads before texting "Where did you go?"
GW responded that he's still 30 mins from home.
I think I'm being burgled.