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i'm not much of a horse better. ( it's rigged) but there is a horse with the name "rainy day women" and it's paying 101 to 1. also have a winning jockey. you KNOW it is a siogn from god.

put 10 bucks on...

also

01-08-2016 , 09:28 AM

#7678

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Really it depends on individual. I'm lonely most of the time which feel pretty good as a misanthrope.

Probably better to be lycanthrope.

01-08-2016 , 09:34 AM

#7679

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,232

homothrope imo

01-08-2016 , 10:38 AM

#7680

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Really it depends on individual. I'm lonely most of the time which feel pretty good as a misanthrope.

Pretty sure I'm gonna like you. People IRL are exhausting, especially in rural northern MN.

01-08-2016 , 10:50 AM

#7681

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

How the **** do batteries work?

We have wireless alarms on all our doors, in case Lily opens one and tries to wander (My greatest fear.) It has been giving a verbal warning "please replace chime batteries" after its usual chime for like a month, but since I use rechargeables, I like them to be really dead before I switch them..yesterday it stopped giving the low battery warning and just went back to working normally?

01-08-2016 , 10:55 AM

#7682

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Probably better to be lycanthrope.

Is that when you put tomato on pillow*

Spoiler:

01-08-2016 , 10:58 AM

#7683

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

How the **** do batteries work?

Nobody knows. wisski will probably give you some bull**** "engineering" answer but he doesn't really know. Nobody does.

01-08-2016 , 11:05 AM

#7684

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Is that when you put tomato on pillow*

Spoiler:

Moar like like-o-peen.
Pics?

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Nobody knows. wisski will probably give you some bull**** "engineering" answer but he doesn't really know. Nobody does.

#Witchcraft

01-08-2016 , 11:08 AM

#7685

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

snow melting

01-08-2016 , 11:17 AM

#7686

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,232

Batteries work by putting metal in acid, H+ ions do all the heavy lifting

fun fact you can create your own battery by putting the right kind of metal in a pickle

01-08-2016 , 11:24 AM

#7687

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Mmmmkay got me...my door chime is actually a titanium hip screw I stole while grave robbing and then hid in the jar of old cucumber dildos I keep in vinegar.

Last edited by Kristy; 01-08-2016 at 11:24 AM. Reason: Standard.

01-08-2016 , 11:31 AM

#7688

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Batteries work by putting metal in acid, H+ ions do all the heavy lifting

Acid Metal?

Is that Just J approved?

01-08-2016 , 11:34 AM

#7689

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Im drinking British beer at home, RIP Fran

01-08-2016 , 11:43 AM

#7690

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Jesus man .. that's worse than Serb beer. An entire continent of beers and you pick BritBier. I feel disappoint.

01-08-2016 , 11:48 AM

#7691

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

yeah its disgusting, I was curious to try that St Peter's golden ale, some people were saying its a great beer, I already texted them and said that Im thinking about killing them.

Switching to Erdinger. Will stay at home tonight drinking beers.

01-08-2016 , 11:50 AM

#7692

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Acid Metal?

Is that Just J approved?

As my friend Mick Jagger says:
"Hey, you, get offa my lawn".

01-08-2016 , 11:54 AM

#7693

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

OK I called my mom, asked her should I kill those people telling me about golden ale.

She said: ˝are you ****ing insane you cant hurt innocent people you idiot˝ Me: Im kidding mom wtf Mom interrupts me: ˝its not like they are Serbs or something you idiot leave the people alone˝ and hangs up the phone.

01-08-2016 , 11:54 AM

#7694

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Friday!
Gather your friends and pets and neighbors. Shake some **** up.

Bump

#freddays

01-08-2016 , 11:55 AM

#7695

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Today is Friday!
Gather your friends and pets and neighbors. Shake some **** up.

Avoid British beer!!!

Bump

#freddays

fyp

01-08-2016 , 11:57 AM

#7696

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,381

01-08-2016 , 12:24 PM

#7697

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

As my friend Mick Jagger says:
"Hey, you, get offa my lawn".

I see your green grass & I want to stomp it down.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Wise woman. Is she available?

01-08-2016 , 12:25 PM

#7698

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

no my father has a cannon

01-08-2016 , 12:29 PM

#7699

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Seems a little 19th century. Do you guys have a moat too?

01-08-2016 , 12:35 PM

#7700

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

what is moat? seems like something I would eat

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