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i like the fact you are so depressed you could be depressed for all of us in here.

kristy drinks for all of us in here

allin gamblers for all of us

peli is the aussie dad we WISH we had.

and fran fran is like that uncle you only wanna see once a year.

10-30-2015 , 09:21 AM

#627

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

There was a woman who pressed up against me on a crowded bus, but I did not enjoy it.

Something to look forward to the next time I take public transport!

10-30-2015 , 09:22 AM

#628

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

It's been so long since I pressed my penis up against someone

There is someone out there just for you

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i went to a part of a friend of mine. he's a cool guy. So I asked him in the facebook invite if he needed me to bring some girls..

i know a few.

I get to the part and wait. there was like 3 girls. I talked to one. She had 2 kids. .

most of the other had bfs clining to them.

I also talk to my friends gf... to say she is dumb... WAS A ****ING UNDERSTATEMENT. she didn't look THAT good to be THAT dumb...

ok i'm done

did you get any of their facebooks?

10-30-2015 , 09:23 AM

#629

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

How does Luke have friends plural and know girls plural. That not meant as an insult, I'm genuinely trying to understand how, to better myself.

if you really wanna know pm me. alos look at my skype display picture.

that can be you brah.

I live in the most isolated cap city in the world. NO EXCUSES MAN!

**** takes 25 years to get here

10-30-2015 , 09:25 AM

#630

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

did you get any of their facebooks?

lol man I don't **** with girls with kids...

there was this once girl though... i didn't go all the way with her...

she was like 28 and i called her 30...

won't make that mistake again lol but i defo could have ****ed her.

10-30-2015 , 09:25 AM

#631

LuckyLuke01

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for anyone who wants to knwo what **** i'm on!

10-30-2015 , 09:28 AM

#632

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

How does Luke have friends plural and know girls plural. That not meant as an insult, I'm genuinely trying to understand how, to better myself.

God works in mysterious ways.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

allin gamblers for all of us

I haven't played poker in 4.5 years. Although, I suppose I am in a $25 fantasy football league so that covers it!

10-30-2015 , 09:29 AM

#633

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Now you're turning them down?

10-30-2015 , 09:30 AM

#634

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Then try to make them like you. I find that people who are trying to impress (or at least not externally indifferent/contemptuous) are more pleasant to be around

yeah i am going out tomorrow for halloween should be good.

but at the minuet i'm working on myself and not really looking to **** / finding love or whatever.

i'm trying to get threw school. in dec i'll be out again... but I'm hunchy fat pos. right now ( looks wise) so i'll get no where ( even though looks don't matter. bitches are just entitled to **** so i cbf playing on hard mode anymore. gunna pay my bills tomorrow then get gym membership and get ripped)

10-30-2015 , 09:32 AM

#635

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Now you're turning them down?

kids piss me off.. I;m a beer drinking weed smoking football watching ff playing machine. kids get in the way of that

10-30-2015 , 09:38 AM

#636

Da33le

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I also resent the fact you said I'm depressed. I don't think I'm depressed, just very miserable.

10-30-2015 , 09:39 AM

#637

pelicanpoker

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you don't have to move in and settle down with every woman you sleep with

10-30-2015 , 09:40 AM

#638

Da33le

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Kids are great, I was at a party last night carving pumpkins with like my 2nd favourite person in the world, who is also a kid.

10-30-2015 , 09:46 AM

#639

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I also resent the fact you said I'm depressed. I don't think I'm depressed, just very miserable.

The UK disposition!

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

you don't have to move in and settle down with every woman you sleep with

No. It helps with rent tho

10-30-2015 , 09:47 AM

#640

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I also resent the fact you said I'm depressed. I don't think I'm depressed, just very miserable.

it's all a shade of **** when your past 0 on the happyiness meter.

10-30-2015 , 09:48 AM

#641

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

you don't have to move in and settle down with every woman you sleep with

no what i mean is

kids and tattoos = insta no.

pastey gingers = yes!

10-30-2015 , 09:48 AM

#642

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

PC = politically correct imo

Not the capital of Pennsylvania, afaik

10-30-2015 , 09:48 AM

#643

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Kitty update: So far no sign other than that he slept in the old blankets I put in the garage for him, but we're an unofficially leash-free neighbourhood--the morning parade of visiting dogs and cats that visit might have scared him off for now.

I hope he doesn't belong to my new neighbours--no collar, a little dirty, tangles in his long fur. If you're gonna have an animal (which no one should--they're a huge PITA) TAKE CARE OF THEM PROPERLY FFS!

10-30-2015 , 09:49 AM

#644

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Kids are great, I was at a party last night carving pumpkins with like my 2nd favourite person in the world, who is also a kid.

i'm 25 kids range from 24 and lower.

10-30-2015 , 09:49 AM

#645

allinontheturn

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I only **** women with kids & tattoos

10-30-2015 , 09:50 AM

#646

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

reported and insta life ban!

i'm ****ing aussie and that's offensive to us. how would you like me to call you mexican?

Donde esta el baño, amigo

10-30-2015 , 09:51 AM

#647

LuckyLuke01

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man i want to destroy something good right now!

i wish my old bitch didn't have a bf... would smash the **** out fo her right now.. she likes being choked. so i'd slap her around a bit too...

alss need a drin.

also kristy just take the cat inside and make it as your own. becuse we ALL KNOW you really want to. hurry before gw sees