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10-30-2015 , 12:49 AM

#576

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Obviously, you have to say his entire title/name whenever you address him or you're disrespecting his namesake.

10-30-2015 , 01:33 AM

#577

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Annie Edison as Scorpio 9, so hot.

did google... shes ok.. needs more boobs

10-30-2015 , 01:34 AM

#578

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Lol, well I was referring to the fact that he won't be missed at all during the evenings festivities...

...right up until I turn the TV off and try to fall asleep, at which point I have to use the king-size pillows to build a fake-GW so I can sleep right.

...Unless I fall asleep reading 'cause I can leave my bedside light on as long as want! BEST. NIGHT. EVAR.

so you don't flub and pass out?

what kind of women are you?

10-30-2015 , 01:35 AM

#579

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

My guilt is making me add that he'll be in a hotel room with a personal hot tub watching Sports Center and football...so we all win.

now if you suck his dick every once in awhile i'd call it a good marriage.

10-30-2015 , 01:36 AM

#580

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

How does this rate?

now i know why usa #1 is the most obease countryin the world

10-30-2015 , 01:39 AM

#581

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

ok. so i can't say it was the most increditble **** of my life... it was more like silence of the lambs in there...

yeah...

10-30-2015 , 01:39 AM

#582

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

also can someone do my porfoilio for me... i just wanna study for the test and peace out

10-30-2015 , 01:46 AM

#583

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Do it yourself lazy boy

10-30-2015 , 01:49 AM

#584

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Because the cat is hairy and the real Harry Styles should also be homeless if the world were just.

No, if the world were just, I'd be the only bloke who was able to sexually satisfy women. I'd be like one of those supermodels with a catchphrase except mine would read, "will stay in bed for $10,000 a day."

10-30-2015 , 03:52 AM

#585

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

dream world peli dreamworld.

10-30-2015 , 03:54 AM

#586

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

not sure if i shoudl go out tonight...

though i am not sure if I should go to pub get drunk and play pool. I haven't had a beer in like 2 weeks and i am trying the "healthy lifestyle"

god I need a sign

10-30-2015 , 04:14 AM

#587

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

A tiny fluffy brown cat just showed up in my garage. He wants to be my new best friend and has the saddest meow I've heard. He looks homeless, and I fed him..so he might be moving in.

All I need is a really obnoxious name to annoy GW with when he gets home.

Suggestions?

Teemo

10-30-2015 , 04:15 AM

#588

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

It's left me feeling bloated and a bit queezy. Also, currently slamming a coffee because I feel like taking a nap aorn.

This is gonna ruin your spreadsheet

10-30-2015 , 05:29 AM

#589

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I don't think Luke has seen silence of the lambs

10-30-2015 , 05:34 AM

#590

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Luke, did you get god's sign?

10-30-2015 , 06:28 AM

#591

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I don't think Luke has seen silence of the lambs

I had sex one time then I she put on the human centipede. does that count.

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 10-30-2015 at 06:28 AM. Reason: brings back some bad memorys :(

10-30-2015 , 06:32 AM

#592

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Luke, did you get god's sign?

I did not...

would have been a nice to go out to dinner tonight and come back for hardrive n chill ( **** paying money to nextflix)

but the work must get done!

10-30-2015 , 06:50 AM

#593

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

did google... shes ok.. needs more boobs

So let me get this straight. You think Alison Brie is just "ok"? You need to put down those drugs.

10-30-2015 , 07:52 AM

#594

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

So let me get this straight. You think Alison Brie is just "ok"? You need to put down those drugs.

i'm a boob man what can I say.

did like her when she dressed up doing the chrimass dance in community doe.

10-30-2015 , 07:54 AM

#595

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Well yeah, obviously you liked her in that. How could anybody not.

10-30-2015 , 07:55 AM

#596

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Today is a shut the blinds, turn the heat on, and play xbox day.

10-30-2015 , 07:56 AM

#597

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Today is a shut the blinds, turn the heat on, and play xbox day.

I don't have an xbox...

10-30-2015 , 08:01 AM

#598

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

That's a shame. I used to have some friends I played xbox with, but they moved on to the next gen. I also used to play with that bender dude, but he mostly played fifa, and he crushed me every time.