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12-13-2015 , 11:20 PM

#5626

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,505

donks, can your sister rollerskate like this?

12-13-2015 , 11:54 PM

#5627

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,417

peli, I am sorry for your loss.... ( lol9ners)

12-13-2015 , 11:57 PM

#5628

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,417

also sick cover is sick

12-14-2015 , 12:04 AM

#5629

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

peli, I am sorry for your loss.... ( lol9ners)

I actually enjoyed seeing Gabbert get sacked 9 times.

Congrats on your victory. Now you must do our country proud.

12-14-2015 , 12:26 AM

#5630

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,417

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I actually enjoyed seeing Gabbert get sacked 9 times.

Congrats on your victory. Now you must do our country proud.

this is what these ****ers get for changing the title....

THIS IS THE AUSSIE THREAD AND NOW YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL MY ASSIE WRATH AND I RIPP OPEN YOUR *******S WITH MY BIG OLD AUSSIE DICK!

12-14-2015 , 02:40 AM

#5631

Physical

stranger

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Make it someone else's problem, imo. The people who love your sexy self want to know. True story.

The kids are great. My 3 year old just gathered the whole family in the living room and put on an epic dance recital...

This becomes infinitely funnier when I tell you she doesn't speak (very rarely) and she gathered everyone by tugging them frantically...and when we'd all gathered she stood in front of us all ...and just started busting a move for like 10 straight minutes...to no music, lol.

haha that is amazing! def cheered me up. sounds like your kids are as awesome as you are so well done!
Yeah i try to talk to my bf about it but its difficult atm because hes stressed with work and just lost a family member so hes grieving. Ive been on antidepressants for a while and i just feel numb the whole time. Ive found myself doing things i wouldnt usually just to try and feel something. (like posting photos here!) ive put on some weight and my sex drive is all over the place. i feel like iv lost my mojo and so its nice to be back here and getting some nice comments

12-14-2015 , 02:58 AM

#5632

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

taking anti depressants never made me feel anything at all if that makes you feel better

12-14-2015 , 03:05 AM

#5633

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Being depressed is what made me feel numb. Never had antidepressants tho - there may be a whole new level of numbness I don't even know about!

12-14-2015 , 03:08 AM

#5634

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

This season is the worst tho. I've not been severely depressed for a long while but I still get SAD this time of year when it's dark when I leave for work and dark when I come home but that doesn't even really matter because even during the day it's gray for months at a time.

12-14-2015 , 03:09 AM

#5635

Physical

stranger

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 4

yeah i mean when i was depressed i was proper depressed, crying all the time, couldnt function, felt wretched. now i dont feel wretched, but i also dont feel much at all. i can feel slightly happier and slightly sadder nothing major. which sucks in bed ifkyim

12-14-2015 , 03:14 AM

#5636

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

I don't kwym - I'm always awesome in bed

12-14-2015 , 03:25 AM

#5637

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

It seems insane to me that you can buy $120k pieces of jewelry on Amazon.

12-14-2015 , 03:26 AM

#5638

Physical

stranger

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 4

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I don't kwym - I'm always awesome in bed

haha nice. I mean i still pull all my fancy moves, he seems to enjoy himself. its just me! i feel constantly frustrated

12-14-2015 , 03:29 AM

#5639

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Physical

Probably just a matter of timing. Let him grieve then pick your spot and tell him what you are going through. Let him know he is special and include pineapple, rockmelon and watermelon in your diet to get everyone in the mood.

12-14-2015 , 03:30 AM

#5640

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

You have fancy moves? Could it be that I'm not actually awesome in bed? Are guys supposed to have moves? Pelican you got any sex moves?

12-14-2015 , 03:31 AM

#5641

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

well yah depression makes you numb but all antidepressants do is try to make you more numb at least in my own experience

12-14-2015 , 03:33 AM

#5642

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

well i have no sex tips i just jab it in when the rareopportunity comes and go with the flow after that and ride it out i'll tap out on the discussion for now

12-14-2015 , 03:35 AM

#5643

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

I have only one move and that's full speed for 5 or 10 minutes.

Works for me anyway.

12-14-2015 , 03:37 AM

#5644

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Couple of real Lotharios here

Making me feel better about my adequacy in half time fellas

12-14-2015 , 03:39 AM

#5645

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

12-14-2015 , 03:40 AM

#5646

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

that's what we're here for

12-14-2015 , 03:41 AM

#5647

Physical

stranger

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 4

yeah its strange. i mean we go a while with nothing and then on Sat we had sex 3 times. it was great and i enjoyed it but it wasn't mindblowing and hast been for a long time now. its not his fault cause i cant manage on my own either (not through lack of trying). it just means i end up crushing on random guys which is no good for anyone

12-14-2015 , 03:47 AM

#5648

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

i mean id take getting randomly crushed on but don't get carried away

12-14-2015 , 03:49 AM

#5649

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

Sitting here trying to think of something helpful to say but my idiot brain isn't good with this stuff. Maybe a weekend away from real life stresses and just have a real honest talk?