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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
kristy, i knew you was a drunk... but a drunk cat lady?
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Yeah, I totally am. It makes no earthly sense, but animals seem to really dig my shtick.
I have a miniature rabbit that comes when I call it, and dances when I sing her song, chipmunks that sit on my feet, birds that follow me into the garage, and back home I had a skunk bestie that only came for visits when I was out on my back patio. I can train any dog, and even my cats know their names and come when I call them individually.
I wish nature didn't creep me out so badly--it is a totally wasted talent.
Anyway, to the number of cats...GW let the cat in the centre in one cold night and despite my best efforts she never left AND she produced a litter of kittens...also on my lap. I guess we're stuck with these three.
The grossest part is that I'm actually mildly allergic to cats. I haven't taken an easy breath in 3 years...only 15 more to go.