Just you you, Peli. Enjoy my friend.

Talking about Sasquatch on the hunting show. First time I've been interested all year.

P.s. when i gut you from ear to ear. what do you want on your tombstone...

man... perth has like 1 24 hour i know of and a bag of crisps is like $5+ plus.

the only thing we have here is for the foodies n ****... everything else is like... do you NOT want the convenience of hustle, bustsle, and the general slow down of ****ing time and space. then come here cos we don't even have dst yet.

also I am the king of worms armagedon!

PAGE 3 IS THE GREATEST PAGE EVER!

Don't get me wrong I wanna snuggle the **** outta those little dudes, but I'll need to see flying squirrel-people selfie before they move ahead of quokkas.


There are tons of MNERS who truly believe they exist. Including, I think, GW. I even have a friend who is generally a believable and credit-worthy guy who swears he's seen one in the boundary waters where he canoes a few weeks a year.

Also,

I forgot to turn the light on this morning, but the picture below is an accurate representation of my lap.




I'm considering being meaner just to gain the luxury of 5 seconds without the pussy-puppy posse. They literally follow me from room to room now.

kristy, i knew you was a drunk... but a drunk cat lady?

****...

Saturday
Hells yeah
Today is Saturday
Beautiful day, so far


Bump

Kristy doesn't believe in Bigfoot?

I had that *EXACT blanket for ages. Finally fell apart 'bout 2 years ago; which stink cause I happily post mine in solidarity.

*Mine has/had less animal hair, more man stink.

I had 2 hours of recorded show between the pair of live shows I run. And by recorded I mean--nap time.

Well show #2 decided to do a remote (On location) and I had to spend a near majority of that nap time working. This is an outrage!

Yeah, I totally am. It makes no earthly sense, but animals seem to really dig my shtick.

I have a miniature rabbit that comes when I call it, and dances when I sing her song, chipmunks that sit on my feet, birds that follow me into the garage, and back home I had a skunk bestie that only came for visits when I was out on my back patio. I can train any dog, and even my cats know their names and come when I call them individually.

I wish nature didn't creep me out so badly--it is a totally wasted talent.

Anyway, to the number of cats...GW let the cat in the centre in one cold night and despite my best efforts she never left AND she produced a litter of kittens...also on my lap. I guess we're stuck with these three.

The grossest part is that I'm actually mildly allergic to cats. I haven't taken an easy breath in 3 years...only 15 more to go.

I bought four, which is why I still have some left. Though my favourite is getting pretty raggedy and unsightly.

Best. Blankets. Ever.
Not too warm, not too thin...just right

iyo

Saturday morning, almost time for me to wear my minion costume, which is funny cause I'm tall, and they aren't.


Also Sasquatch, what have you heard and what do they know? Asking for a friend...

Dear jack,

One does not simply warn a victim of ensuing rape, they draw them in with gestures of kindness. Get the victim comfortable and relaxed so the adrenaline didn't kick in. Then just when they think "I'm gonna get a few free drinks out of this douche canoe" BAMMM chloroform and they're out cold.

Then once tied up and back to coherent you can describe how you will slowly build anticipation by engaging in torturous acts up until the point they beg to be ****ed.


And that sir is what I have coming for you... So prepare yourself

A certain 70's TV star loves them--in that way, and if you shave on they resemble a very ugly man.

So they aren't actually looking for them? That's good need to keep [strikethrough]our secret[\strikethrough] informed on the progress...

Penis

no

That's the Aussie way though

You sure?