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11-18-2015 , 06:53 PM

#2826

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I've heard of a toothbrush. The rest isn't English as far as im concerned.

I thought toothbrushes were definitely not English?

11-18-2015 , 06:54 PM

#2827

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

I wanted a ground floor. She wanted a balcony

Yeah, I'd definitely crush her for Texas-fears.

11-18-2015 , 06:55 PM

#2828

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

A toothbrush that plays Justin Bieber's "boyfriend" when activated.

Not sure if actual toothbrush or shower dildo.

11-18-2015 , 07:03 PM

#2829

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I feel pretty confident that somewhere in this world both a man and a woman have put this product in their orifices.

11-18-2015 , 07:05 PM

#2830

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Physics sort of looks like me half naked

11-18-2015 , 07:07 PM

#2831

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Physics sort of looks like me half naked

Which half?

11-18-2015 , 07:12 PM

#2832

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Which half?

The jiggly man boobs, durr

11-18-2015 , 07:16 PM

#2833

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

3 tornadoes, flooding, thunder and lightning.
Thanks, jackitos

11-18-2015 , 07:34 PM

#2834

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Luke, this was Chipa.

And before you even ask, this was Physics.

You should quick move these to your phone, just in case we need them again for science.

11-18-2015 , 07:38 PM

#2835

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Missing some posts

Luke must be posting

can i please get a counter next to jacks name when the omg post count comes back saying how many times he has mentioned to have me on ignore.

i have a terory it will = to his post count

11-18-2015 , 07:40 PM

#2836

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

I'm so hard. I want to **** something.

11-18-2015 , 07:42 PM

#2837

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

This picture will lose some of its appeal having to follow that sexiness, obv....

But my sister sent me a Canadian care package that she claims was in lieu of last year's Christmas present...that I apparently never noticed I didn't receive.

Contents:
Canadian Novelty Glasses
2x Coffee Crisp
Poutine flavoured chips
A selfie-stick
Salt and vinegar chips
A toothbrush that plays Justin Bieber's "boyfriend" when activated.

Coffee crisp

Everything else - no.

11-18-2015 , 07:43 PM

#2838

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Reading comprehension is a skill. You can practice it.
Don't forget to add 14 or 16 to the forum clock to get a more accurate reading.

when you are in accounting land days don't matter. it's tax good sir and it's taken at 35C on the dollar... thats if you are earning ****...

I assume you are a 180K a year man, so it's 47C

also if you arw a reporting entity. go **** yourslef and do your own finacial notes

11-18-2015 , 07:43 PM

#2839

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...chipa-1209389/

thanks brah

11-18-2015 , 07:49 PM

#2840

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Congratulations Da33le, you wanted it the most.

this is GOLD jerry GOLD!

11-18-2015 , 07:55 PM

#2841

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I'm so hard. I want to **** something.

POTD

11-18-2015 , 07:57 PM

#2842

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I'm so hard. I want to **** something.

yo need to get off the Eckies bro

11-18-2015 , 07:57 PM

#2843

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

this is GOLD jerry GOLD!

I wondered if that was to old.

11-18-2015 , 07:59 PM

#2844

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

I feel like I need to see more pictures of Physics in order to determine how she compares to chipa

11-18-2015 , 07:59 PM

#2845

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Everything else - no.

this is the aussie omg... only a meat pie and a vb will be acceptable!

and to a lessor exptent a lam kebab with garlic sauce. * note must be so drunk you can not stand to aquire the kebab level..

yay for multiculturalism our pm says we are the best at it!