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You might be right, but when she came out with arguments like she deserves the free meal because she agreed to go on the date with them, well that just makes her seem like a bit of a big head.

She's a lovely girl with big tits of course she deserved the free meal. I would have given her a free meal. She wasn't some scrub.

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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Thx, mang. I was expecting to hear from this one outfit today, and earlier as I was showering I thought I heard either my phone or the ice cream truck, and sure enuff!

Tell us more about the showering. We need details.

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Originally Posted by gregorio

Peli, wtf is that in your avy? Did you lose a bet?

Yes

11-18-2015 , 05:08 PM

#2803

pelicanpoker

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I win 9 avatar bets in a row then I lose the last two to Schlitz and Golfing_Stud

11-18-2015 , 05:10 PM

#2804

Da33le

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I'd definitely buy a girl a meal, but if she was going on a date with me just to get a free meal, I'd 100% think she's a bitch.

11-18-2015 , 05:14 PM

#2805

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I'd definitely buy a girl a meal, but if she was going on a date with me just to get a free meal, I'd 100% think she's a bitch.

Tough but fair.

11-18-2015 , 05:17 PM

#2806

pelicanpoker

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It's never a free meal when they are bringing a pair of boobs to the table. You want boobs you got to pay in some way or another.

11-18-2015 , 05:29 PM

#2807

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

It's never a free meal. You want an extra side or a large drink, you best be talking about swallowing.

Pelican's laws are stimulating.

11-18-2015 , 05:29 PM

#2808

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

It's never a free meal when they are bringing a pair of boobs to the table. You want boobs you got to pay in some way or another.

It's true, but I like my dinner dates to have some humility. There are many boobs in the world.

11-18-2015 , 05:30 PM

#2809

Da33le

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But she wasn't offering the boob, mate. She down right said she had no interest in them other than getting a free meal and then not seeing them again.

11-18-2015 , 05:30 PM

#2810

Da33le

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11-18-2015 , 05:38 PM

#2811

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Pelican's laws are stimulating.

You're a stimulator

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

It's true, but I like my dinner dates to have some humility. There are many boobs in the world.

Humility? I'll take the boobs.

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Originally Posted by Da33le

But she wasn't offering the boob, mate. She down right said she had no interest in them other than getting a free meal and then not seeing them again.

Dudes had no game. Turning that free meal into a home cooked meal at her house next time was the challenge.

Men are so simple

11-18-2015 , 05:40 PM

#2812

Da33le

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That's why when I take girls on a first date I take them somewhere free, like to the park or something.

11-18-2015 , 05:40 PM

#2813

pelicanpoker

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Chipa had a nice body but imo physics looked better.

11-18-2015 , 05:41 PM

#2814

Da33le

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As you can tell, I haven't dated since I was young enough to go to parks.

11-18-2015 , 05:41 PM

#2815

Da33le

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lol jk, I've never dated.

11-18-2015 , 05:41 PM

#2816

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

That's why when I take girls on a first date I take them somewhere free, like to the park or something.

I hope you feed the pelicans something better than stale bread.

11-18-2015 , 06:05 PM

#2817

Jackitos

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I hope you feed the pelicans something better than stale bread.

Poisoned bread

11-18-2015 , 06:06 PM

#2818

Kristy

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Originally Posted by Jackitos

1) I'm preparing to be a grumpy old man. I stay mad.

2) not fluent
2B) no

3) live on third floor. We go into a closet, when we should go outside into a nook in the hallway, but whatever.

4) tornados in Texas are pretty common. I'd say that we go into warning like 15-20x a year, just my area. Other places are more common

5) been in one before, it's scary, but I'm pretty uncaring about the whole situation. Like, I'm calm and not panicky/excited/nervous about it. I just watch the reports. If I'm concerned, I make preparations.

6) Daisy is afraid of anything and everything. Tornados really scare her. She bought one of those radios that go off when you go into severe thunderstorm warning and stuff. She's scared a lot, and it bothers her when I won't go into the cost with her. I only go when needed.

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Originally Posted by Jackitos

I FKN ANSWERED YOUR SURVEY

Sorry, got busy here.

I can't believe you talked her into a third floor. GW and I talk about moving south and a proper basement or tornado shelter are #1 must have imo.

What else is Daisy afraid of?

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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Chipa had a nice body but imo physics looked better.

Now her I actually did forget about. I remember liking some of her stuff.

11-18-2015 , 06:09 PM

#2819

Da33le

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Luke, this was Chipa.

And before you even ask, this was Physics.

11-18-2015 , 06:12 PM

#2820

Kristy

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Physics wins.
Not close.

11-18-2015 , 06:17 PM

#2821

Kristy

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This picture will lose some of its appeal having to follow that sexiness, obv....

But my sister sent me a Canadian care package that she claims was in lieu of last year's Christmas present...that I apparently never noticed I didn't receive.

Contents:
Canadian Novelty Glasses
2x Coffee Crisp
Poutine flavoured chips
A selfie-stick
Salt and vinegar chips
A toothbrush that plays Justin Bieber's "boyfriend" when activated.