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10-23-2015 , 06:39 AM

#226

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

no problem, I'm never having a wife

Who have you been talking to? How much money did you spend? Did you smile at that man?

nar he just went on 100 dunner dates with 100 women and wondered why they didn't **** him.

10-23-2015 , 06:39 AM

#227

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

so i just downloaded worms armageddon on steam. if any of you wanna play let me know.

will bet cheeseburger staes too

10-23-2015 , 06:40 AM

#228

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I feel like one of those battered wives. I know I should leave but I can't because I just love him so much :*(

OMG, pel, I feel so bad for you.
It's hard to see a hero go down.
It's so much worse to see it on a global stage, in front of millions of fans, on TNF...getting shanked and flopping around all helpless and embarrassing, not a glimmer of hope for salvation or redemption.
I cringed, not just at the way the game played out, but for you, the dedicated fanboy.
Maybe Brett Favre will come out of retirement, step up, and help the 9ers gather their dignity.
Or, maybe aliens will appear near the golden gate, shift the focus from Kap.
Whatever direction this takes, my only hope is that YOU will come out of it okay.

10-23-2015 , 06:44 AM

#229

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

AaAAAAAAAAaa

10-23-2015 , 07:18 AM

#230

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

AaAAAAAAAAaa

Confirmed

10-23-2015 , 07:38 AM

#231

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

on a scale of 1- drunk how drunk are you? also time must be factored into your calculation. you must show your workings

Luke, I already submitted my drunk schedule to you. Thursdays are the one day/week that I am gtd. sober.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I feel like one of those battered wives. I know I should leave but I can't because I just love him so much :*(

I drafted Kaepernick as a starter last year (quickly replaced with Roethlisberger), and as a back up x2 this year. We're in this together.

10-23-2015 , 07:41 AM

#232

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

"Some people prefer video games

Others prefer to stare at marked slices of tree and hallucinate for hours on end" -quote on facebook

10-23-2015 , 07:47 AM

#233

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

You totally get me brother J

That was a tough game to watch.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I drafted Kaepernick as a starter last year (quickly replaced with Roethlisberger), and as a back up x2 this year. We're in this together.

We should hug.

10-23-2015 , 08:05 AM

#234

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

no problem, I'm never having a wife

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

We should hug.

WHAT KIND OF HUSSY DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

...next you'll be asking to see my bare ankles or go on unchaperoned outings to listen to the Devil's music.

10-23-2015 , 08:14 AM

#235

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Building a new bike for your kid>>>>>than ALL rain dances.

Pouring.

10-23-2015 , 08:23 AM

#236

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

WHAT KIND OF HUSSY DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

...next you'll be asking to see my bare ankles or go on unchaperoned outings to listen to the Devil's music.

I didn't mean anything by it. Here, have a quokka.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Building a new bike for your kid>>>>>than ALL rain dances.

Pouring.

I have my kid here with me right now

10-23-2015 , 08:40 AM

#237

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Just when I thought I was out...

I bought Lily a cat-shaped bike helmet. I think it is important for the neighbourhood to see it as soon as possible. The new bike just justifies the former.

10-23-2015 , 08:43 AM

#238

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Also, getting new neighbours this weekend. All I know is that the husband is a 25 year old wounded vet in a wheelchair, and Lily is fascinated by wheelchairs...

This is gonna either be adorable, or very, very, rude. Stay tuned.

10-23-2015 , 09:07 AM

#239

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Just when I thought I was out...

I bought Lily a cat-shaped bike helmet. I think it is important for the neighbourhood to see it as soon as possible. The new bike just justifies the former.

She's going to feel like a superhero out there

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Our neighbours just moved out. They didn't seem like an approachable couple. He was a cop so I'm not sure what to make of that (shrug) His waves hello weren't very enthusiastic, it was like watching hitler salute.

I'm bed. Gonna pray for kaep before I sleep.

10-23-2015 , 09:24 AM

#240

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Luke, I already submitted my drunk schedule to you. Thursdays are the one day/week that I am gtd. sober.

not gunna lie i was probs drunk at the time...

but it's good to know... I am enjoying sober life...defo could smoke one though. ( playing worms ia a stoner game)

10-23-2015 , 09:27 AM

#241

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I have my kid here with me right now

too much kid talk itt!

10-23-2015 , 09:32 AM

#242

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

I got a new number like 6 months ago... he his arminain and he todl us he paid cash... pretty sure he was in the russian mob. he's nice

10-23-2015 , 09:36 AM

#243

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

too much foreign sports/tv shows that I don't follow talk itt!

I fyp

10-23-2015 , 10:01 AM

#244

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I didn't mean anything by it. Here, have a quokka.

I didn't get a ****ing quokka!

10-23-2015 , 11:23 AM

#245

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Hello. I am not working tomorrow, so I think I might have a wild night in tonight

. Out for dinner first tho.

10-23-2015 , 11:25 AM

#246

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

I'm also not working 2morrow

, but I already went out for lunch

10-23-2015 , 11:33 AM

#247

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

What did you have? What are you doing tonight?

10-23-2015 , 11:38 AM

#248

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

ok so i spent my friday night pouring threw my dads bank history because he thought his starts account has been hacked... turns out he is done with poker because he lost too much. LOL

so his starts account has 10 bucks left and he wanted to donk it off... so i tired to find him an open table. So i click on the vpip and i got his a 23% table ( the only one open) pretty sure i saw 3 tables with 10 on the wait list or more.

has poker always been this dead and bumhunty or did i miss something from 09?

also pretty sure i won't get bacj into it unless they make facebook poker legal.