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Old 09-14-2014, 02:30 PM   #101
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**** the vikings so much
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Old 09-14-2014, 02:44 PM   #102
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This new Mcauenehey [sp] is the weirdest in current rotation.
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Old 09-14-2014, 02:52 PM   #103
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Old 09-14-2014, 02:55 PM   #104
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Peli, Delanie Walker 60 something yard TD
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:23 PM   #105
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Still no sign of internet. My new bed is coming tomorrow though.
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:23 PM   #106
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Going to invite one of my many female friends round to try it out.
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:30 PM   #107
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I got a new bed recently

My old one had a big dip on the side i sit on when watching telly/eating meals, and it had a spring poking through aswel and kept catching my boxers and ripping big holes in them and exposing my bum, not that anyone sees me in my boxers mind you.

I also got new boxers only yesterday so life is good.
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:32 PM   #108
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Going to invite one of my many female friends round to try it out.
So suave
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:32 PM   #109
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jfc ild what kind and of hovel do you live in?
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:33 PM   #110
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Peli, Delanie Walker 60 something yard TD
No help. Getting thrashed by luckyluke
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:34 PM   #111
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gg man gg
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:35 PM   #112
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But in all srsness Cincy Arizona and Dallas treble should offer good value Imo.
Did you take the free money schlitzy?
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:35 PM   #113
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jfc ild what kind and of hovel do you live in?
A cheap overcrowded hovel in a really nice area actually. Dont worry, Im determined to flip this matress on the regular.
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:38 PM   #114
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I got a new bed recently

My old one had a big dip on the side i sit on when watching telly/eating meals, and it had a spring poking through aswel and kept catching my boxers and ripping big holes in them and exposing my bum, not that anyone sees me in my boxers mind you.

I also got new boxers only yesterday so life is good.
Haha you really should take that bath
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:39 PM   #115
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:39 PM   #116
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Haha you really should take that bath
Baths are hard
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:41 PM   #117
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This Bengals game is soulcrushing
Los Falcones
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:42 PM   #118
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With the Falcons you just never know what you gonna get :/
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:43 PM   #119
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Baths are hard
The thing is you put a duvet on the bottom a duvet for on top and 3 or 4 pillows a couple of candles and a tracy chapman album and a bath turns into a cocoon of sleepy awesomeness
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:44 PM   #120
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My old memory foam mattress had a pretty serious slump in the middle because I sleep in the middle. It's handy when you got a lady round though because you both automatically fall in to the middle and then you know what.
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:45 PM   #121
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I said I'd hit a woman if she hit me.

It's called equality.
so if a 90lb woman hit you you think you are justified hitting her back?

keep on trying to defend your position, just makes you look worse and worse. though to be honest, youre nearing beau level piece of ****.
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Lies
several, really.
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:45 PM   #122
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A cheap overcrowded hovel in a really nice area actually. Dont worry, Im determined to flip this matress on the regular.
Lol I've stayed in a Dublin "hotel" they are, interesting...
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:50 PM   #123
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My old memory foam mattress had a pretty serious slump in the middle because I sleep in the middle. It's handy when you got a lady round though because you both automatically fall in to the middle and then you know what.
They kept rolling out the side on my old bed

Gonna try work on a middle slump from now on
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Old 09-14-2014, 03:55 PM   #124
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Holy **** schlitzy 6 points with 5 in play
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Old 09-14-2014, 04:01 PM   #125
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I know a middle aged man that still sleeps in a single bed. Nothing says 'I've given up' more than that.
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