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12-24-2014 , 04:21 PM

#8926

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

It's Christmas morning in AUS#1. Looks like it's going to rain.

12-24-2014 , 04:31 PM

#8927

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Hey, congrats on beating us to Christmas.

12-24-2014 , 04:36 PM

#8928

Falcons

banned

Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 0

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Yep, I'm in bed.

After you get naturalized, and get your gun license...girls will like you

12-24-2014 , 06:32 PM

#8929

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Hey, congrats on beating us to Christmas.

Kid is with her mum this year. I have lots of alcohol. I don't think anything more needs to be said.

12-24-2014 , 06:33 PM

#8930

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

I remember christmas being a lot more exciting 30 years ago.

12-24-2014 , 07:26 PM

#8931

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I have lots of alcohol.

I wish we lived closer
And, by closer, I mean in the same city

12-24-2014 , 07:27 PM

#8932

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falcons

Wishing everyone a happy holiday. Daz, J, Daisy and Toes, mikelle, k0der, Mayo, Mayo, Eric, and giant called Whiskey

Merry Christmas to you, too, brohem.

12-24-2014 , 07:35 PM

#8933

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Yep, I'm in bed.

How you feeling, little guy?
Is it lower back or elsewhere?

12-24-2014 , 07:41 PM

#8934

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

I wish we lived closer
And, by closer, I mean in the same city

We could get a poker game going. Split the profits.

12-24-2014 , 08:03 PM

#8935

Mr. Variance

adept

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,001

Eating turkey and **** with my grandma and ****. Wishing everybody a happy Christmas and ****.

Sent from ****ter+ 2.0

12-24-2014 , 08:44 PM

#8936

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

I am deunk and ****. Helluva drunk.

12-24-2014 , 09:06 PM

#8937

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

I want to drink. But nobody will be here for another hour and a half at least.

Good thing it's our turn to host xmas. No Limits on how much I can drink.

12-24-2014 , 09:22 PM

#8938

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Variance

Eating turkey and **** with my grandma and ****. Wishing everybody a happy Christmas and ****.

Sent from ****ter+ 2.0

Not sure what's going on here, but there seems to be a lot of ****

12-24-2014 , 09:24 PM

#8939

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

All the prep work done for Christmas brunch with the visitors
Already can't wait for them to leave, and they haven't even arrived yet.
Freeloading turds!

12-24-2014 , 10:28 PM

#8940

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

No one is here and I need a drink dammit

12-24-2014 , 10:47 PM

#8941

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

**** me I am proper wasted

12-24-2014 , 11:09 PM

#8942

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

No one is here and I need a drink dammit

I'm here!
Have a drink, brother.
Merry Christmas

12-25-2014 , 12:28 AM

#8943

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

This Christmas is going to require alcohol to help me shake this man flu and back pain.

12-25-2014 , 12:43 AM

#8944

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

This Christmas is going to require alcohol to help me shake this man flu and back pain.

Not sure how you got "man flu"
What up with your back?

12-25-2014 , 01:03 AM

#8945

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

It's the new aids

12-25-2014 , 01:04 AM

#8946

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

worked 5 hours today.. the boss, the big cheese came out with our pay checks and Xmas gifts.. we had a couple chuckles and then he took off

Goat

12-25-2014 , 01:11 AM

#8947

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Acquired
Isle of Man
Dude Flu
Sausage Fest

12-25-2014 , 01:26 AM

#8948

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

It's the new aids

I was pretty sure he was messing with his penis
Probably how he injured his back, too
Poor kid

12-25-2014 , 01:31 AM

#8949

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

yea he pulled his groin muscle literally, and in favoring the injured appendage, he threw out his back.

poor kid indeed

12-25-2014 , 04:41 AM

#8950

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

I'm here!
Have a drink, brother.
Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas friend! Today was a good day. Cool family.

Merry Christmas to ya'll

(not drunk)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Acquired
Isle of Man
Dude Flu
Sausage Fest

nice 1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

yea he pulled his groin muscle literally, and in favoring the injured appendage, he threw out his back.

poor kid indeed

Always the twinge in the neck that gets me. Do I keep want to keep going or do I want to sleep tonight?

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