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09-20-2014 , 04:46 PM

#751

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

.167 batter Ibanez with Butler on the bench. Come on A's and Mariners.

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 09-20-2014 at 05:02 PM.

09-20-2014 , 05:21 PM

#752

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by fanmail

Could still get in the wild card game, but they can't win the division if they lose today's game imo. BGJ vs Scherzer, this is it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mutigers5591

i got us at about 3.5% to make the playoffs at this point

loser frauds

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shandrax

Winning run on 2nd, but wrong pinch hitter.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mutigers5591

just hilarious

going into an absolutely must win game on sunday with jeremy ****in guthrie

god i hate this town

ups

09-20-2014 , 05:29 PM

#753

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

There's a giant lace spider in my bedroom directly above the bed and I hope it wont kill me tonight.

09-20-2014 , 05:54 PM

#754

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

09-20-2014 , 06:35 PM

#755

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,362

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

There's a giant lace spider in my bedroom directly above the bed and I hope it wont kill me tonight.

try hitting it

09-20-2014 , 06:41 PM

#756

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

09-20-2014 , 06:46 PM

#757

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,362

09-20-2014 , 06:47 PM

#758

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

As long as it kills you in your sleep you've got nothing to worry about.

09-20-2014 , 07:58 PM

#759

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

There's a giant lace spider in my bedroom directly above the bed and I hope it wont kill me tonight.

Is it a female?

09-20-2014 , 08:07 PM

#760

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Spiders are cool

09-20-2014 , 08:11 PM

#761

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

QB - Guess I am sticking with Manning, just because

It was me that convinced you wasn't it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

3 things you can always count on

death
taxes
liverpool pooing its pants in premier league play

09-20-2014 , 08:18 PM

#762

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

but she's got 2 kids. <sigh>

09-20-2014 , 08:21 PM

#763

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by spike420211

but she's got 2 kids. <sigh>

Butterface imo

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09-20-2014 , 08:23 PM

#764

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

giant "wtf is this 'lace' crap, where's mah goddamn pizza?" spider

09-20-2014 , 08:27 PM

#765

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

Quote:

Butterface

compared to the avg. 20-something white girl in a bar, about half ready 2 puke on you, I'd hafta disagree.

btw, I'm gringo. Wat u guyz call yellow fever is me being fed up
with mounds of crap from my own kind.

09-20-2014 , 08:29 PM

#766

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Just something about how her forehead goes for a mile and the cheekbones are so pronounced. She's put her face in a position where it doesn't detract too much from her boobs but she didn't fool me mate

09-20-2014 , 08:30 PM

#767

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

09-20-2014 , 08:55 PM

#768

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Powerball around 200 million tonight...might be nice to win a little bit of that

09-20-2014 , 09:21 PM

#769

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Powerball around 200 million tonight...might be nice to win a little bit of that

In before mutant takes it down for a cool T$16

09-20-2014 , 09:27 PM

#770

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

New thredd in BBV4L 'The Fappening 2.0'

Something about Kim K and J Law nudes. My attorneys are currently building a case for copyright infringement/ plagiarism.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Plus I masturbated twice earlier. Once to the lol fat african anerican gal, McDonald's employee with huge tittays and bright lipstick that was looking at me when I got a dipped cone after work. I smiled back at her, thinking the thought.

09-20-2014 , 09:29 PM

#771

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

As long as it kills you in your sleep you've got nothing to worry about.

This is incorrect.

09-20-2014 , 09:35 PM

#772

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

No wonder the internet is so slow tonight

09-20-2014 , 09:39 PM

#773

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Why did I bet LSU?

09-20-2014 , 09:40 PM

#774

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Mut, if you win powerball, first flights outta KC and Florida direct to Vegas imo.

09-20-2014 , 09:41 PM

#775

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

lol... It's not not your fault

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