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12-03-2014 , 10:12 AM

#7301

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I have to pay electric bill this month, flights this week, car tax this month, and still find enough money to buy a few Christmas gifts. I'm going to be totally skint.

12-03-2014 , 10:40 AM

#7302

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,382

you can hold off on my Christmas gift and just get me something extra nice for my birthday

12-03-2014 , 10:41 AM

#7303

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,382

i keep forgetting to watch the snooker

12-03-2014 , 11:03 AM

#7304

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,365

12-03-2014 , 11:08 AM

#7305

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Wtf? Maybe things are different in Perth as far as unemployment benefits? You really need to get yourself moving lukey boy, you don't get any younger :/

I play at a home game every other Wednesday. Going tonight. Last week got it all in pre flop for $50 in a 10c 20c game (20 buyin) with AA vs 10 10 and lost. There was 7 or 8 re raises before it went in the middle. Good times.

Revenge on my mind. Got to lose that money.

I tell you what son, I would tell you this much son I would never have put more than three thousand with tens before the flop.

12-03-2014 , 11:16 AM

#7306

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Damn, elrey has gotten fat as ****.

12-03-2014 , 11:16 AM

#7307

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

this song reminds me of she who will not be named

12-03-2014 , 11:25 AM

#7308

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Your mom?

12-03-2014 , 11:32 AM

#7309

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

gross

12-03-2014 , 11:34 AM

#7310

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

That is agism Dabble - Wouldn't expect anything less from a dirty manx like you are tho.

12-03-2014 , 11:37 AM

#7311

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,365

MANXISM!!!

12-03-2014 , 12:01 PM

#7312

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

If Luke's into banging his mom that's perfectly fine, but I am well within my rights to think it's totally gross.

12-03-2014 , 12:19 PM

#7313

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Your mom?

don't man! i'm in a mood! don't set me off

12-03-2014 , 12:20 PM

#7314

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

If Luke's into banging his mom that's perfectly fine, but I am well within my rights to think it's totally gross.

that is the most pc answer i have every heard. i think you just leveled up man!

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 12-03-2014 at 12:22 PM. Reason: did you see that kid beat the number 3 in the world at the uk chamos.

12-03-2014 , 12:25 PM

#7315

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

so i though i was at the bottom you know... where all the rocks are?

then, i messaged the girl i been ****ing recently. she pretty just tole me she got ****ed by another guy and just pissed off...

2 steps and i keep falling...

12-03-2014 , 12:27 PM

#7316

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Good for him imo. More importantly, Ronnie is through and should easily win the next match.

12-03-2014 , 12:29 PM

#7317

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

You need to get some perspective man. You have a roof over your head, plenty of food to eat, and there is a female out there who is willing to sleep with you. What's the problem?

12-03-2014 , 12:33 PM

#7318

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

You need to get some perspective man. You have a roof over your head, plenty of food to eat, and there is a female out there who is willing to sleep with you. What's the problem?

i need some drink and weed that what i need.

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 12-03-2014 at 12:34 PM. Reason: your a good kid daz, don't change

12-03-2014 , 12:51 PM

#7319

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

I like Dale, he's smart.

Luke, on the other hand, is a complete ******. I see a Darwin award in his future.

12-03-2014 , 01:00 PM

#7320

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

I like Dale, he's smart.

Luke, on the other hand, is a complete ******. I see a Darwin award in his future.

to hate is a a lack of maturity.

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 12-03-2014 at 01:02 PM. Reason: why do i not have you on ignore? why dont you have me on ignore is the better question?

12-03-2014 , 01:06 PM

#7321

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,382

12-03-2014 , 01:18 PM

#7322

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,382

just found the real version

12-03-2014 , 01:38 PM

#7323

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

to hate is a a lack of maturity.

To assume that I care about you in any form is a lack of maturity.
Calling someone immature while making about 90% of the posts you make shows hypocrisy and dumbassedness.