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12-02-2014 , 09:30 PM

#7276

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Harbaugh bustin a nut on Michigan?
Grossssss!

12-02-2014 , 10:45 PM

#7277

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Nooooo!!! Who will replace the man who gave us colin kaepernick?

12-02-2014 , 10:46 PM

#7278

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

I'm looking, using a very tight search algorithm.

I heard porn was easy to do

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

I'm watching The Sting!

goat

12-02-2014 , 11:29 PM

#7279

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

You pretty much summed up my whole point by missing the entire point.

glad we are on the same page then.

12-02-2014 , 11:47 PM

#7280

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

My ESPN projection was over 100 tho.

shut up you!

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Also, I got the job!!!

congrates! does this mean you can get me one too?

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Where is my avatar Luke?

right here...

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I'll be working with 7 girls 0 boys.

Haven't met any yet but obv hoping for a bunch of dimes aged 27 to 35.

Thanks schlitzmo

everything is coming up peli! also, Pics of coworks are a must!

12-03-2014 , 12:01 AM

#7281

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Give me time to settle in first lukey pukey

Thanks for the avatar. It's horrible and I hate you

Will change it when I get home.

12-03-2014 , 12:28 AM

#7282

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Give me time to settle in first lukey pukey

Thanks for the avatar. It's horrible and I hate you

Will change it when I get home.

considering i can't even get centerlink right now becuse i worked a week of work 3 months ago and i can't get some bs they want me to get cos the guy is out on leave for dec.

it's pretty ****ing urgent.

it's not too early to drink is it?

12-03-2014 , 12:52 AM

#7283

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Ah yes the good old must be unemployed for 13 weeks before being eligible for benefits rule. Thanks Obama.

Have you tried huffing?

Last edited by pelicanpoker; 12-03-2014 at 12:53 AM. Reason: I can't do nuttin for you man. It's so sad.

12-03-2014 , 12:56 AM

#7284

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Ah yes the good old must be unemployed for 13 weeks before being eligible for benefits rule. Thanks Obama.

Have you tried huffing?

yeah i know...

spent my last 20 on a bs poker game, now this...

and no, i did wait 12 weeks but i need a seperation certificate and it's up to a year.

12-03-2014 , 01:43 AM

#7285

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Wtf? Maybe things are different in Perth as far as unemployment benefits? You really need to get yourself moving lukey boy, you don't get any younger :/

I play at a home game every other Wednesday. Going tonight. Last week got it all in pre flop for $50 in a 10c 20c game (20 buyin) with AA vs 10 10 and lost. There was 7 or 8 re raises before it went in the middle. Good times.

Revenge on my mind. Got to lose that money.

12-03-2014 , 02:43 AM

#7286

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Wtf? Maybe things are different in Perth as far as unemployment benefits? You really need to get yourself moving lukey boy, you don't get any younger :/

Revenge on my mind. Got to lose that money.

stop telling me my dad tells me that all the time, I don't even knwo what to do. my brain just explodes.

it's like g to school and get higher. but i still have no exp. it's just a cycle thats killing me atm. it's not like i WANT to be this way, like i love staying home all day and being broke.

as for the home game. lol. mine was worse. i'm pretty sure i had my kicker lower on about 6 all in hands. never got a decent pocket pair. just got ass ****ed

12-03-2014 , 02:52 AM

#7287

pelicanpoker

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

I'm sorry mate. It's just the dad in me wants good things for you. I will say no more

AQ is a hand you can't go aipf with anymore. See a cheap flop and be happy with a small win or loss.

And for God's sake man don't tell me you play KJ!

12-03-2014 , 02:56 AM

#7288

pelicanpoker

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

My preparation for tonight's game is trying not to fall asleep. Got a lot of emails and texts today about me resigning. Can make a guy all emotional. So much gushing going on.

12-03-2014 , 02:58 AM

#7289

pelicanpoker

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

lol @ muti's avatar

12-03-2014 , 03:07 AM

#7290

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I'm sorry mate. It's just the dad in me wants good things for you. I will say no more

AQ is a hand you can't go aipf with anymore. See a cheap flop and be happy with a small win or loss.

And for God's sake man don't tell me you play KJ!

what? you don't play KJ... lol you playin regs son. the amount of fish at the game makes it worth playing kj

12-03-2014 , 03:08 AM

#7291

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

My preparation for tonight's game is trying not to fall asleep. Got a lot of emails and texts today about me resigning. Can make a guy all emotional. So much gushing going on.

so there is a position at your old job?

hmmmm... I will work for half a sandwich. can you tell them that?

12-03-2014 , 03:17 AM

#7292

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

lol @ muti's avatar

12-03-2014 , 03:38 AM

#7293

pelicanpoker

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

what? you don't play KJ... lol you playin regs son. the amount of fish at the game makes it worth playing kj

Is there a seat available at your game? Can I sit on your left? :P

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

so there is a position at your old job?

hmmmm... I will work for half a sandwich. can you tell them that?

Trust me. You don't want to work there

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Bad enough that I'm going to see this guy for a whole week every time I post.

Accept my Facebook friend request you ****ing cigarette.

12-03-2014 , 03:39 AM

#7294

pelicanpoker

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I'm out. Time to put these fish in their place. Peace.

12-03-2014 , 04:04 AM

#7295

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Is there a seat available at your game? Can I sit on your left? :P

left? you mean right

12-03-2014 , 06:59 AM

#7296

pelicanpoker

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No I mean your left

12-03-2014 , 08:38 AM

#7297

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

So much gushing going on.

You have my attention...

12-03-2014 , 08:52 AM

#7298

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Wednesday
Halfway point for the first-class passengers
Humpday for the rest of us

Bhump

12-03-2014 , 09:49 AM

#7299

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Today is Wednesday
Halfway point for the first-class passengers
Humpday for the rest of us

Bhump

Haven't worked all week. 3rd day in a row at home sick. Dunno what i got, but it sucks.

12-03-2014 , 09:50 AM

#7300

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Bad enough that I'm going to see this guy for a whole week every time I post.

In another forum, guy lost an avvy bet that was a month long. He didn't post for a month.

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