Hope you don't die, Mr V.
And, for heaven's sake, don't pick at it!

Today is Monday
Not sure if, being December 1st, it is a better or worse Monday than previous Mondays of 2014.

Enjoy as you may


Bump

time to change your under-title to ass-bleed veteran imo.

and thank you all for the support... I can't remember the last time I thought I was gonna die..
oh wait, I just remembered, but it wasn't health related...

I always have

Opened my first advent calendar door, all is well.

OH SO THEY JUST DEFY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS THEN????

This whole zombie thing is becoming less & less credible.

Pretty sure zombies stomachs are flux capacitors, so they don't need to discharge anything but power... And once they get to 88 Jiggawatts they can travel through time

Also, I think I might have he worst luck of all time. Decided to sit Matty Ice yesterday against the cardinals cause you know, he's terrible... Started Andy dalton instead, talk about failing

lost my last $20 in a poker game tonight.

comfirmed broke!

Jigga who?

yeah but you are not in the er waiting for your turn to have your butthole examimed by a "trainee" doc. So you are a winner in my books.

Sent from ****ter+ 2.0

So disappoint

How the **** r the Bengals 8-3-1 with that dumb ginger @ QB?

so.. I ended up not having my butthole examined. There were 3 doctors, a man, a young woman with thin hands, and an older woman with fat hands and fingers. I was hoping to get woman with thin hands doc, but I ended up being called by the older lady doc.

I talked through my ******* story and she seemed to find it funny, or amusing, to see that I was so nervous with such a simple problem (but there was too much blood I tell you). Then she prescribed some topical cream and told me to go to a proctologist() to havemy behind probed with proper equipment; because she couldn't just stick her face in my butthole and find out what's wrong with it (yeah, she really said that).

So.. I'm mustering up some strength to call the proctologist and make an appointment.
not looking forward...

Two questions. What was wrong with your butt? And, they have lady doctors now?

Try and find Doctor Hook

I still have to go to a proctologist to make the much dreaded exams, but it's likely (given my diet, chair hours, and complete lack of buttocks (really low body fat, but I eat like a kmart shopper, in quality, not quantity) to be hemorrhoids.

First time I had anything wrong with my butthole, and now I feel old and ****less.

I know that feel

just examine it your self with a speculum and a selfie stick

Okay, I'm not bleeding out my butthole... And just fyi it could be herpies of the butthole, from all the ghey secks you have.


Ha sorry J I had no faith in your falolcons.

lol.. I'd be feeling better if my situation was a result of backdoor fun (well.. I guess the ghey like the ghey sex because it's good) I wouldn't be so angry.

I think I spent more than 30 hours in the past 42 sitting. My chair is pretty comfortable so I never thought I'd be bleeding out my ass after that and **** loads of coffee and crap food while writting crap for the university.

so it's mostly a lose lose situation for me.

lol, good timing

Everyone check their anus for bleeding

I remember my first period.

I also remember your first period