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09-19-2014 , 03:25 PM

#626

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,374

Thanks, I've learned my lesson

09-19-2014 , 03:57 PM

#627

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Praise the Lord.

09-19-2014 , 04:26 PM

#628

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Hollowed bee his name

09-19-2014 , 04:40 PM

#629

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Baruch atta hallelujah religious fatwah on yo ass

09-19-2014 , 04:42 PM

#630

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

But seriously thank the good lord above the work week is over

09-19-2014 , 05:04 PM

#631

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Time to go home. But first, pick up a pizza for dinner

09-19-2014 , 05:05 PM

#632

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,317

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

But seriously thank the good lord above the work week is over

it's my monday.

09-19-2014 , 05:11 PM

#633

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

it's my monday.

Well, that's a bit of a buzz kill.

09-19-2014 , 05:13 PM

#634

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

On the plus side Jmitch has had the last two days off

09-19-2014 , 05:13 PM

#635

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

it's my monday.

Wait a minute.
Its not even more day in backwards-assed Australia!
Your calendar is borked.

09-19-2014 , 05:20 PM

#636

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,317

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

On the plus side Jmitch has had the last two days off

almost. yesterday, and tuesday. should be a busy weekend though. there is a big firefighter memorial here in town and it brings in a ton of people.
sick though. :/

09-19-2014 , 05:36 PM

#637

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Hi, peli!
Glad you are enjoying your 5 months away from work.

G'day mate. It's been a nice time so far.

Congrats on the win, Falcons looking good.

09-19-2014 , 05:38 PM

#638

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Wax, you pussy.

Read it as "Wax your pusssy" and it didn't make any sense.

09-19-2014 , 05:40 PM

#639

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Waking up after a total of 7 hours sleep in last 3 days to play a 2 day poker tournament doesn't feel like a winning strategy to me.

09-19-2014 , 05:41 PM

#640

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

Read it as "Wax your pusssy" and it didn't make any sense.

Wax your avatar

09-19-2014 , 05:56 PM

#641

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Tough game

Full Tilt, 50/100 blinds, 10 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #30822381

MP2: 9,749 (97.5 bb)
MP3: 5,650 (56.5 bb)
CO: 5,050 (50.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 7,255 (72.6 bb)
SB: 8,945 (89.5 bb)
BB: 4,460 (44.6 bb)
UTG+1: 9,044 (90.4 bb)
UTG+2: 4,677 (46.8 bb)
MP1: 4,980 (49.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 5

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 100, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 350, CO folds, Hero calls 350, 3 folds

Flop: (1,040) 5

(2 players)
MP3 bets 520, Hero raises to 1,300, MP3 calls 780

Turn: (3,640) 6

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets 5,595 and is all-in, MP3 calls 3,990 and is all-in

River: (11,620) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 11,620 pot
Final Board: 5

MP3 showed K

and lost (-5,650 net)
Hero showed 5

and won 11,620 (5,970 net)

Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.

09-19-2014 , 06:16 PM

#642

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

It's connected

yay congrats.

I remember waiting for my cable TV. Now I'm considering dumping cable TV and going rogue, internet only, by next year. Depends on Rest of this year, as regards to how bad Toonami and NFL sux.

NFL looks like it's been attacked by flesh eating bacteria. Toonami, not so bad, but Space Dandy ends in 2 weeks, Hellsing ends by November, I HATE F***ING NARUTO AND BLEACH, etc. . I can get 99% of my anime fix from Crunchyroll and Hulu.

It's horrifying when I get up on a weekday morning [kinda rare LOL] and my TV options are Mike and Mike, Dan Patrick, or waiting for Michael Strahan to just snap and smack Kelly like the bitch ho she is...

09-19-2014 , 06:26 PM

#643

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Tough game

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 100, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 350, CO folds, Hero calls 350, 3 folds

Flop: (1,040) 5

(2 players)
MP3 bets 520, Hero raises to 1,300, MP3 calls 780

Turn: (3,640) 6

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets 5,595 and is all-in, MP3 calls 3,990 and is all-in

River: (11,620) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 11,620 pot
Final Board: 5

MP3 showed K

and lost (-5,650 net)
Hero showed 5

and won 11,620 (5,970 net)

Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.

Crap call from villain. I clean up on these kinda guyz w/ 2 tiny pair constantly in SportsPlays s-n-g's.

Currently viewing a CherryBlossoms profile.
Her name is Lez.

Sez she's 30, has 2 kids.
Nah, this ain't addin' up...
she's hopelessly lost on teh internetz.

09-19-2014 , 06:45 PM

#644

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

i can tell by the feet that it's a man.

09-19-2014 , 06:51 PM

#645

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

i can tell by the feet that it's a man.

that, and flat-chested as all chit.
Fortunately, the vast majority of the profiles i do troll there are 45+, milfy/chub by filipina standards [but only 125 lbs and JUST MAH SIZE

],
and have pronounced tittays. They send me 10 profiles in the email daily
[with another 16k+ on stash if I wanna drool all day], so remind me l8r this week, I'll post some mildly hawt female looking ones.

Last edited by spike420211; 09-19-2014 at 06:58 PM.

09-19-2014 , 06:51 PM

#646

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

The mustache is also a bit of a giveaway

09-19-2014 , 06:57 PM

#647

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by spike420211

Her name is Lez.

That head shape

Spoiler:

09-19-2014 , 06:58 PM

#648

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Dassle, how much porn have you watched since being connected?

09-19-2014 , 06:59 PM

#649

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Hey donks, you not on the lash tonight?

09-19-2014 , 07:00 PM

#650

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Dassle, how much porn have you watched since being connected?

None mate.

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