To keep from being labeled a misogynist, I didn't click

Because fuluck posted it I didn't click

So, mayo is emulsified?
Sounds about right

any1 else think P67 is a stupid name 4 a comet?
update: probe landed


I saw this on 4chan. My chauvanist ass lmao'd.

That slap sound, dayum.

That is an example of when it is ok to hit a woman.

Meanwhile, 69 floors up, in NYC:



happy ending:
2 window washers were safely rescued from the scaffolding.
They were immediately rushed to a bathroom, so that they could clean the pewp outta their pants and wipe their butts [how considerate]

When is it OK to hit a child?

What about the elderly and infirm? When is it OK to hit them?

What about people in wheelchairs? Some of them are pretty damn inconsiderate iyam....

Why hit somebody when you can hurt them with your words.

I don't think it's funny - can I sill be a misogynist?

Mostly I feel bad for the guy who got the **** beaten out of him because one of his loud mouth dumb bitch friends swung her purse at somebody.

Ms Ogynist, tyvm

This guy gets it

Yay. My linguica arrived 2day. UPS=>my freezer.
Came all the way from New Bedford, MA.
[cuz all they haz in Scranton is kielbasa]

Stress is killing me this jackass coworker dumb monkey. Nothing wrong with the amp lol after I fought that ****ing thing for 30 minutes before taking it in. I swear to ****ing god. Frantic spaz non thinker. Need to vent

Ill huff and puff and blow your head off

There there puddin

You shut your whore mouth

Have you tried hitting fuluck?

That's what he gets for trying to be a white knight.

So there is nothing wrong with the amp, or they're telling you nothing is wrong?

***INTERGALACTICINTERNETZRELAYSERVICE12nov2014/1810NYCTime***
RELAYING FOR COMETP69COMCAST:spike420211

Dear dorky earthlings,
About those harpoons you were going to deploy upon our home?
WE DISABLED THEM. F*** YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
In the future, please refrain from such behavior.
We might not have death rays, phasers, or photon torpedos, but we don't need them.
We haz viruses. Lots of 'em. They make Ebola look like pussy chit.

Also, we canceled our Netflix subscription 4 months ago, stop dinging our checking account!

sincerely,

THE UNITED LIFEFORMS OF COMET P67

P.S. just so ya know... Putin, Obama, and lil Kim are making u guyz the laughingstock of the entire f***ing galaxy.

***ENDRELAYPACKETHAVEAPLEASANT24HOURCYCLE***

Hi. it's me, $pike. They paid me 2 bottles of Tide detergent to relay this 2 u all. Besides, I thot it was important...

wat

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