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11-12-2014 , 01:06 AM

#5726

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Sports talk radio gives you aids for sure

11-12-2014 , 01:27 AM

#5727

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

http://youtu.be/AkPt9G7buZ0?t=21m34s

11-12-2014 , 03:57 AM

#5728

Anais

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,663

Bit of a taxi incident in New York today:

Spoiler:

11-12-2014 , 03:59 AM

#5729

Anais

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,663

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Sports talk radio gives you aids for sure

Koreans believe that falling asleep with a fan on in the room can kill you. Because suffocation or maybe hypothermia or something.

11-12-2014 , 04:11 AM

#5730

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

so i woke up this morning and my girl came around, cooked me breakfast, did my ironing and left.

11-12-2014 , 04:15 AM

#5731

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I love my mom too

11-12-2014 , 05:08 AM

#5732

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,535

your mom sounds really nice luke

11-12-2014 , 05:09 AM

#5733

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,535

humans are about to land a science experiment on a comet hurtling through space

11-12-2014 , 06:47 AM

#5734

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

your mom sounds really nice luke

my mum isn't in the same country as me anymore.

and tell YOUR mother i left the money on the fridge!

11-12-2014 , 06:51 AM

#5735

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

also for lulrey

11-12-2014 , 09:36 AM

#5736

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

This day, Wednesday, bringing the hump to all the boys and girls
(Except for mayo, cuz, **** him)

Bump

11-12-2014 , 10:02 AM

#5737

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

I heard he likes boys anyways

11-12-2014 , 10:26 AM

#5738

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Wednesday mornings always present a dilemma: Agents of Shield or Sons of Anarchy, which one to watch first?

Agent Coulson wins today, due in part to the rapidly approaching conclusion of the SoA saga.

11-12-2014 , 10:31 AM

#5739

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Walk into the office today - 9 minutes late for a meeting I completely forgot about.

Cool, thanks a lot hump day.

11-12-2014 , 10:31 AM

#5740

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

11-12-2014 , 10:31 AM

#5741

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,365

did the comet land yet?

11-12-2014 , 10:32 AM

#5742

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,365

imma need a live stream from its belly

11-12-2014 , 11:04 AM

#5743

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

did the comet land yet?

Get down from there, mmmmkay!
You're drunk (and you're not Carl Sagan)

11-12-2014 , 11:14 AM

#5744

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,365

*cometlanderthing

11-12-2014 , 11:15 AM

#5745

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,365

don't even know carl sagan

11-12-2014 , 11:47 AM

#5746

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Kids these days.

11-12-2014 , 12:18 PM

#5747

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

i don't know much about mayo...tell me more

11-12-2014 , 12:50 PM

#5748

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

**** mayo

11-12-2014 , 12:55 PM

#5749

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

INGREDIENTS

2 large egg yolks
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
4 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
1 cup vegetable oil
Coarse salt and ground pepper

DIRECTIONS

Place egg yolks in a food processor. (To avoid using raw eggs, substitute yolks from pasteurized eggs.)
Add mustard and lemon juice. Pulse ingredients until well combined.
With motor running, add oil in a slow, steady stream (mixture should become thick and emulsified). Season with salt and pepper.
Refrigerate in an airtight container, up to 1 week.