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10-28-2014 , 10:39 PM

#4451

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Spike - how is it someone gets a gaping open sore in their leg?

I only ask because that sounds like the sort of **** I want to avoid at all costs.

10-28-2014 , 10:52 PM

#4452

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Spike - how is it someone gets a gaping open sore in their leg?

I only ask because that sounds like the sort of **** I want to avoid at all costs.

Ebola prolapse

10-28-2014 , 11:00 PM

#4453

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Spike - how is it someone gets a gaping open sore in their leg?

I only ask because that sounds like the sort of **** I want to avoid at all costs.

Surely you would be happy with a gaping hole on your leg?

Spike, I feel your pain today man. F Brutal.

10-28-2014 , 11:00 PM

#4454

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Spike - how is it someone gets a gaping open sore in their leg?

I only ask because that sounds like the sort of **** I want to avoid at all costs.

scheduled surgery. It was stapled, staples yanked, still hasta heal some.
Cardiovascular issues... they hadta shove 2 moar stents in my leg behing my right kneecap.
Some of you mighta been around, 4 months b4 Black Friday, when I had my 1st stroke, and all this crap started.

Just hurts to walk some [they tore into my groin muscle a tad fierce],
but I fapped this afternoon, and with any luck, I'll be back on the mtn. bike again,
most likely after it snows hella hard.

Quote:

Ebola prolapse

thx, u just cheered me right up LOL.

10-28-2014 , 11:01 PM

#4455

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

This one goes out to all the 4Lovers in omgomgomg tonight

10-28-2014 , 11:03 PM

#4456

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Can't hear it but ty

10-28-2014 , 11:04 PM

#4457

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

eye opening

10-28-2014 , 11:04 PM

#4458

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Surely you would be happy with a gaping hole on your leg?

Sort of pedestrian after you've had the neck vag

10-28-2014 , 11:07 PM

#4459

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Somebody just nuke Perth already. Leave Luke alone tho.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Sort of pedestrian after you've had the neck vag

Bit hard to reach that with my penis

10-28-2014 , 11:10 PM

#4460

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by spike420211

when I had my 1st stroke, and all this crap started.

Ok, don't have any strokes - got it.

10-28-2014 , 11:15 PM

#4461

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Some nights are Velvet Underground nights.

10-28-2014 , 11:18 PM

#4462

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Bit hard to reach that with my penis

Are you saying you'd pump spike's wound?

10-28-2014 , 11:24 PM

#4463

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Somebody just nuke Perth already. Leave Luke alone tho.

thanks man, I think i should just move to melb already

i don't knwo why we can't speed this town up just a little..

10-28-2014 , 11:30 PM

#4464

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Are you saying you'd pump spike's wound?

Are you saying you wouldn't?

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

thanks man, I think i should just move to melb already

i don't knwo why we can't speed this town up just a little..

Melbourne probably too hipster for a trendsetter like you. Come to Brisbane and find me a pool hall close to home. I want to get back into it.

10-28-2014 , 11:45 PM

#4465

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Are you saying you'd pump spike's wound?

Maybe a little jizz

10-28-2014 , 11:57 PM

#4466

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Are you saying you'd pump spike's wound?

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

getting violated ITT

10-29-2014 , 12:14 AM

#4467

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

eye opening

Lookin pretty swole Luke

10-29-2014 , 12:14 AM

#4468

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

eye opening

could be worse...

10-29-2014 , 12:24 AM

#4469

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Melbourne probably too hipster for a trendsetter like you. Come to Brisbane and find me a pool hall close to home. I want to get back into it.

don't tempt me peli!

though between the kid and the gf do you even have time?

10-29-2014 , 12:26 AM

#4470

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Lookin pretty swole Luke

10-29-2014 , 01:04 AM

#4471

pelicanpoker

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

don't tempt me peli!

though between the kid and the gf do you even have time?

No time on weekends.

Monday and Tuesday nights I watch NFL replays.

Back in the day the pool halls used to run comps on Wednesday nights which would suit me.

Get onto mutant about a viable power ball strategy and get over here

10-29-2014 , 01:35 AM

#4472

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,535

apparently our old friend matjoez is going to the Himalayas?

10-29-2014 , 02:33 AM

#4473

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

apparently our old friend matjoez is going to the Himalayas?

He's a machine. Runs on a full tank of enthusiasm and gets **** done.

10-29-2014 , 02:52 AM

#4474

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

i ain't got no time for nfl reruns... it's live or it's nothing. ( **** perth time btw)

secondly. I could beat mut with a hand tied behind my back and a pool cue sticking out of my ass half blind.