Jfc do you want to become the next Hemingway Orr not??
I can get perma-drunk on Vermouth, write facile sentences choc full 'o purple prose, and commit suicide in the comforts of my own home. Boom! Headshot! (too soon?)
I do prefer bourbon by far as you suggest, am really quite fond of cumulative sentences that insipid instructors spilled gallons of red ink in the failed attempt to convince me that they were run-on sentences and therefore bad...mmmkay, and I am terribly sorry to inform you I have not been suicidal for quite a while. Or, did you mean you were good with the bourbon but the other things were to YOUR liking? OR....was I the Shepherd and the bourbon was the comforter of lost souls? OR....oh nevermind.