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06-01-2014 , 03:18 PM
Any day we get within 4 inches of an irl girl is a good day.
06-01-2014 , 03:27 PM
Monday morning
06-01-2014 , 03:32 PM
Agreed
06-01-2014 , 04:01 PM
Get ITV4 on and watch some sidecar action.
06-01-2014 , 04:18 PM
Braves win.
Sweep!
06-01-2014 , 04:24 PM
How did they decide which time zone was first
06-01-2014 , 04:24 PM
Played in my first goff tourney 2man scramble... Shot 156 over two days, I may need to rethink this "pro golfer" career
06-01-2014 , 04:25 PM
holy **** your boy just crashed.
06-01-2014 , 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thedinergetsby
Jfc do you want to become the next Hemingway Orr not??
I can get perma-drunk on Vermouth, write facile sentences choc full 'o purple prose, and commit suicide in the comforts of my own home. Boom! Headshot! (too soon?)
06-01-2014 , 05:42 PM
replace vermouth with kentucky bourbon and you got a deal
06-01-2014 , 05:51 PM
I do prefer bourbon by far as you suggest, am really quite fond of cumulative sentences that insipid instructors spilled gallons of red ink in the failed attempt to convince me that they were run-on sentences and therefore bad...mmmkay, and I am terribly sorry to inform you I have not been suicidal for quite a while. Or, did you mean you were good with the bourbon but the other things were to YOUR liking? OR....was I the Shepherd and the bourbon was the comforter of lost souls? OR....oh nevermind.
06-01-2014 , 05:52 PM
definitely needs more bourbon
06-01-2014 , 05:56 PM
OMG 9,999
06-01-2014 , 06:01 PM
10krd should be in the snicker thread.
06-01-2014 , 06:01 PM
ul Bubba. Guess God was busy giving aids to babies in Africa today.
06-01-2014 , 06:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fredd-bird
10krd should be in the snicker thread.
The what?
06-01-2014 , 06:14 PM
Did I stutter?
06-01-2014 , 06:17 PM
You might have a speech impediment of some kind
06-01-2014 , 07:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutant K12
You might have a speech impediment of some kind
It's the juice
06-01-2014 , 07:31 PM
no racism
06-01-2014 , 07:50 PM
Why are you mad about there not being any racism?
06-01-2014 , 07:55 PM
i'm saying no to racism
06-01-2014 , 08:00 PM
Methinks he doth protest too much.
06-01-2014 , 08:29 PM
RIP, Alice.


06-01-2014 , 08:38 PM
Quote:
RIP, Alice.
The news reports said she fell down & couldn't get back up.
She was like 88, so ya...



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