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Old 05-24-2014, 03:35 AM   #101
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In after the worst night's sleep in a long time. Thanks Obama.
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Old 05-24-2014, 04:25 AM   #102
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Old 05-24-2014, 04:33 AM   #103
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so I went down a highway I have been down numerous times to try and see the meteor shower... on the way back I run over a ****ing gator right after a semi does... nowhere to go to avoid it except into a swampy river...

Getting that **** out from under my car and cutting off some of the plastic undercarriage (which was nasty as **** ldo) gave me enough nightmare fuel for weeks.
Let this be a lesson, never leave the house again.
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Old 05-24-2014, 05:18 AM   #104
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:06 AM   #105
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so I went down a highway I have been down numerous times to try and see the meteor shower... on the way back I run over a ****ing gator right after a semi does... nowhere to go to avoid it except into a swampy river...

Getting that **** out from under my car and cutting off some of the plastic undercarriage (which was nasty as **** ldo) gave me enough nightmare fuel for weeks.
Running over a gator is just so...it's...I don't even.
Glad you didn't crash and die
Glad you didn't get eaten by a quadriplegic gator
Sick life.
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:08 AM   #106
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Today is Saturday
Prepare thrusters for evasive maneuvers and strap your ass in.

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Old 05-24-2014, 08:09 AM   #107
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Buenos suerte, Jackitos!
Wish I was there.
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:11 AM   #108
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Let this be a lesson, never leave the house again.
Stop exploiting him!

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Old 05-24-2014, 08:11 AM   #109
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Is this the sweet spot?
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Old 05-24-2014, 08:45 AM   #110
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My bunghole is staging a coup.

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Old 05-24-2014, 09:28 AM   #111
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Y'all are invited over to my house for some festivities, plenty of food so just bring your boones farm or whatever cheap **** you drink

Menu
Apple wood smoked pork
Beer can chicken
German potato salad
Mac and cheese
Chips and dip
Green beans
Salad
3 different cupcakes, blackberry chocolate, strawberry shortcake, and gluten free blueberry lemon(friend has celiacs disease)

Should be a good time if it doesn't rain
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:13 AM   #112
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I only eat American Potato Salad #DeportKlinsmann
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:13 AM   #113
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We do beer can chicken too!

Happy Memorial Day ! God bless the old soldiers

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Old 05-24-2014, 11:15 AM   #114
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They didn't have a chance to get old.. that's the point.. and today is Saturday... also I said nothing about b**r can chicken
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:23 AM   #115
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Don't u disparage that man . He's accomplished more with his left foot than the US men's natty light team has ever dreamed .

#webelievethatwewillwinerrr

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Old 05-24-2014, 11:25 AM   #116
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Got me one job then campions league finale woot woot
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:32 AM   #117
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An American store wants to charge me $30 to send me 2 t-shirts. That sounds a little expensive.
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:44 AM   #118
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An American store wants to charge me $30 to send me 2 t-shirts. That sounds a little expensive.
Is that total cost, or just the shipping/price of the tees?
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:46 AM   #119
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Y'all are invited over to my house for some festivities, plenty of food so just bring your boones farm or whatever cheap **** you drink

Menu
Apple wood smoked pork
Beer can chicken
German potato salad
Mac and cheese
Chips and dip
Green beans
Salad
3 different cupcakes, blackberry chocolate, strawberry shortcake, and gluten free blueberry lemon(friend has celiacs disease)

Should be a good time if it doesn't rain
What time does it start?
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:47 AM   #120
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An American store wants to charge me $30 to send me 2 t-shirts. That sounds a little expensive.
Do they say something about F1 on them?
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Old 05-24-2014, 11:48 AM   #121
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An American store wants to charge me $30 to send me 2 t-shirts. That sounds a little expensive.
Walmart ships to IoM?
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Old 05-24-2014, 12:05 PM   #122
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That's just shipping costs. F1 is on today but I was busy. Probably won't get to watch it tomorrow either
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Old 05-24-2014, 12:07 PM   #123
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Champions league final tonight tho
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Old 05-24-2014, 12:08 PM   #124
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So now my AC is out.... gator obviously knocked something loose, gotta check and see if I can fix it or if its bad enough to seek professional help
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Old 05-24-2014, 12:13 PM   #125
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