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09-12-2014 , 06:44 PM

#9901

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by odb

Ferguson police chief said the kid was reaching for Adrian's switch

lol

09-12-2014 , 06:45 PM

#9902

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

That could be anyone's thigh

09-12-2014 , 06:47 PM

#9903

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Maybe he didn't eat his vegetables AND talked back.

09-12-2014 , 06:49 PM

#9904

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,872

Luis Suarez looking increasingly sane in the sports landscape.

In b4 Bondsesque preoccupation all season by the usual suspects.

09-12-2014 , 06:50 PM

#9905

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

maybe the kid was raping him

09-12-2014 , 06:50 PM

#9906

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

is switch code for penis?

09-12-2014 , 06:51 PM

#9907

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Arrest warrant issued... Vikings deactivate AP

09-12-2014 , 06:51 PM

#9908

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

is switch code for penis?

It's southern US code for a small tree branch

09-12-2014 , 06:55 PM

#9909

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

We call it a sally rod and it didn't do me no ****ing harm.

09-12-2014 , 06:57 PM

#9910

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

I admit my grandmother used to make us pick the switches she was going to use on us.

She never made us bleed though.

Hated that old bitch.

09-12-2014 , 06:58 PM

#9911

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Seems like the kid deserved it though...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dw2006

According to CBS Houston, he is four years old.

According to law-enforcement sources, Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson beat his 4-year-old son with a tree branch as a form of punishment this summer, an incident that allegedly resulted in multiple injuries to the child. According to reports, Peterson has been indicted in Montgomery County, Texas for injury to a child.

The “whooping” – as Peterson put it when interviewed by police – occurred in Spring, Texas, in May. Peterson’s son had pushed another one of Peterson’s children off of a motorbike video game. As punishment, Peterson grabbed a tree branch – which he consistently referred to as a “switch” – removed the leaves and struck the child repeatedly.

http://houston.cbslocal.com/2014/09/...tment-charges/

09-12-2014 , 07:13 PM

#9912

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

so he lost control, ripped a branch off a tree, and went after the kid?

09-12-2014 , 07:14 PM

#9913

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

my friends roommate has ray rice, wes welker, and ap on his fantasy team. he swears there was a strategy.

09-12-2014 , 07:18 PM

#9914

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Those pictures were taken like a week after the beating... The kid also claims that AP hit him in the face before.

AP has sent some pretty crazy texts to the mother about how bad he "whooped" him

09-12-2014 , 07:20 PM

#9915

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

That could be anyone's thigh

Check your archives... you can see it's not mine

09-12-2014 , 07:22 PM

#9916

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

I would never abbreviate Angry Panda as AP... too disrespectful.

AP whipped him with a switch. Apparently a lot of people don't know what a switch is.

I bet you grew very accustomed to a switch as a child.

09-12-2014 , 07:23 PM

#9917

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

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Getting pretty sick of Mutant K12's biased posts on this matter.

09-12-2014 , 07:29 PM

#9918

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

lol wtf at all this ****

Quote:

4:12 PM PT -- According to the police report, Peterson allegedly sent text messages to the child's mother saying he "felt bad" because he struck the kid in the testicles.

"Got him in the nuts once I noticed. But I felt so bad, n I'm all tearing that butt up when needed!" the text said.

Peterson allegedly sent a follow up text saying, "Never do I go overboard! But all my kids will know, hey daddy has he biggest heart but don't play no games when it comes to acting right."

4:10 PM PT -- According to the police report, the child told authorities he had also been hit by a belt and there were "a lot of belts in daddy's closet."

The child also said AP had put leaves in his mouth when he was being struck and that his pants were down.

09-12-2014 , 07:40 PM

#9919

elrey

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this has been such a banner week for the nfl its a comedy of errors at this point

09-12-2014 , 07:43 PM

#9920

Mutant K12

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Plus the Hardy special they have been running on ESPN with the audio tapes and evidence...

Goodell must be blackout drunk at this point

09-12-2014 , 07:46 PM

#9921

-Insert Witty SN-

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

gud auld ****** oireland

09-12-2014 , 08:30 PM

#9922

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Is there video? If not he'll get off with a slap on the leg

09-12-2014 , 08:35 PM

#9923

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

More like blackout of a job

09-12-2014 , 08:41 PM

#9924

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Is there video? If not he'll get off with a slap on the leg

No video of Vick either. Killing people is ok, hitting women without video is ok.

Don't mess with kids or animals tho.

09-12-2014 , 08:42 PM

#9925

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

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