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09-12-2014 , 09:49 PM

#9951

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

And yes, if she swung at him first, I think it's totally acceptable for him to respond in kind.

Well that just makes you a ****** then... carry on.

09-12-2014 , 09:52 PM

#9952

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Forgive me for trying to defend myself against a violent aggressor.

I bet you think it's never ok to hit a woman, don't you?

09-12-2014 , 09:58 PM

#9953

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

lol... Ray Rice was in no danger from an unarmed woman.

Did she have a knife? A gun? Sick ninja skills?

09-12-2014 , 10:01 PM

#9954

thedinergetsby

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Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

As someone who was once beaten up by a smaller woman I can attest that it's really not that bad. She did break my glasses tho.

09-12-2014 , 10:04 PM

#9955

fuluck

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

I'm not saying Ray Rice was in the right. He deserves what he is getting.

But, if she had started waling on him what was he supposed to do? Stand there and take the blows?

09-12-2014 , 10:06 PM

#9956

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Of course it's okay for an NFL player to punch his fiance in the face as long as she hit him first. Just like it's fine for AP to whoop his kid with a stick since he'd already pushed someone else first.

09-12-2014 , 10:08 PM

#9957

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Walk away.... or hold her arms together at worst.

Do you think he could have mustered the strength to do that?

09-12-2014 , 10:15 PM

#9958

gregorio

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FU, do you really think that the only two options a 220lb pro RB has when a woman starts to hit him are to knock her out or stand there and take the blows? He manages to to evade NFL linemen okay, but if he can't get away from her attack he might be strong enough to hold her arms so she can't keep beating on him.

09-12-2014 , 10:15 PM

#9959

gregorio

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I see Mutant has already figured this out.

09-12-2014 , 10:16 PM

#9960

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Walk away in an elevator. Yeah alright.

Sometimes the body just reacts before you have to time to process it.

But, hey, it's alright because she forgave him and they now happily married.

09-12-2014 , 10:30 PM

#9961

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Wat in the sweet **** are you all talking about

09-12-2014 , 10:31 PM

#9962

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

I agree with the brickie

09-12-2014 , 10:31 PM

#9963

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

fu is educating us on how obtuse and ******ed he is

09-12-2014 , 10:36 PM

#9964

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

lol... Ray Rice was in no danger from an unarmed woman.

Did she have a knife? A gun? Sick ninja skills?

I think she may have been venomous (many women are, ya know)

09-12-2014 , 10:37 PM

#9965

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

My point is Mutant came to a conclusion without seeing the video.

I am in no way condoning what Rice did.

09-12-2014 , 10:38 PM

#9966

thedinergetsby

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I thought we already knew fu was ******ed

09-12-2014 , 10:41 PM

#9967

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

My point is Mutant came to a conclusion without seeing the video.

I am in no way condoning what Rice did.

Your point was that it was ok for Rice to knock her out.

09-12-2014 , 10:43 PM

#9968

gregorio

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only if she hit him first

09-12-2014 , 10:43 PM

#9969

thedinergetsby

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But just FYI fu. I was walking home from a party pretty drunk in college. I walked past a group of girls. One of the, thought I **** talked her friend (and I did tbh

). She jumped on me and started scratching my face. I picked her up and placed her away. She jumped back on me. I did the same thing. The third time her friends finally dragged her along. I'm 5'11 like 190. She was probably like 5'4 and weighed whatever skinny girls that height weigh. There is no "instinct" to commit violence.

Though I suppose if you've been trained to hit ppl your whole life there would be. Yay football

09-12-2014 , 10:45 PM

#9970

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Which one of you turds is making the new omg tomorrow?

09-12-2014 , 10:47 PM

#9971

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovedonks

I agree with the brickie

Pretty extreme perspective there, mate

09-12-2014 , 10:49 PM

#9972

JustJ46671

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Which one of you turds is making the new omg tomorrow?

I nominate mikelle

09-12-2014 , 10:51 PM

#9973

thedinergetsby

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Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

Are you sure we'll make it there by tomorrow?

09-12-2014 , 10:54 PM

#9974

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thedinergetsby

Are you sure we'll make it there by tomorrow?

Did you just volunteer?
You should make it...
Quick scan suggests you haven't made one in the last 20 or so (if ever).
You're qualified
Nothing better to do, aorn