There once was a man named Jack [sic]
His manhood was totally whack
It was monstrous, indeed
But it burned when he peed
Daisy keeps it in an old burlap sack
aiott, we have this thing at work, it's like a timer that ticks away all day on our screens. telling us what % of the day we have worked. we reach 100% when we have worked 7 hours 15 minutes. I hate that thing, mocking me all day.
Miranda Kerr is single and ready to mingle - and she's open to a relationship with a man or a woman. The former Brisbane schoolgirl has told a British magazine she wants to "explore her sexuality" following her split with Orlando Bloom...
aiott, we have this thing at work, it's like a timer that ticks away all day on our screens. telling us what % of the day we have worked. we reach 100% when we have worked 7 hours 15 minutes. I hate that thing, mocking me all day.