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03-29-2014 , 10:43 PM

#1726

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Come here, my love... I'll tell you a secret

Come closer, now.. I want you to believe it

03-29-2014 , 10:44 PM

#1727

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

You're not in the Nile.

But he's been in your mummy...

(Egyptian humor is rough).

03-29-2014 , 10:52 PM

#1728

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

You're not in the Nile.

I know the truth about WTC Building 7 bruh.

03-29-2014 , 11:02 PM

#1729

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

But he's been in your mummy...

(Egyptian humor is rough).

lol

I know, ra?

03-29-2014 , 11:22 PM

#1730

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

lol

I know, ra?

I'm such an old Giza

03-29-2014 , 11:29 PM

#1731

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Just when I thought Buzzfeed couldn't get any more worthless, they do something like this .... AND TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES.

03-29-2014 , 11:53 PM

#1732

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

I like when they say that a movie was “inspired by a true story” because that’s weird. It means the movie is not a true, it was just inspired by a true story. “Hey Mitch, did you hear that story about that lady who drove her children into the river and they all drown?” “Yes I did. And that inspired me to write a movie about a gorilla.”

03-30-2014 , 12:23 AM

#1733

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

god maoning...

had a good night last night. this girl was hell into.. good job my my wing to **** it up lol.

oh well... any girl who likes the canucks is a girl i should know. hahah

03-30-2014 , 12:24 AM

#1734

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Gorillas are mothers, too

03-30-2014 , 01:12 AM

#1735

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Who f are you kidding?

After lots of slacking:

The treadmill is assembled and 100% operational!
Daisy will be A) Proud of me for not killing myself and B) Happy, because she wanted one and wanted to work out some before the wedding.

03-30-2014 , 01:27 AM

#1736

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

the rate of people i know getting married is too dam high!

though it's good she can relie on you to fix stuff around the house

03-30-2014 , 01:33 AM

#1737

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

I can't fix ****. I can however read directions and assemble things.

I can fix PC's and electronics. Anything else is lol not happening.

I'm awesome at IKEA furniture.

03-30-2014 , 01:51 AM

#1738

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

I can't fix ****. I can however read directions and assemble things.

I can fix PC's and electronics. Anything else is lol not happening.

I'm awesome at IKEA furniture.

now i see what dasiy sees in you.

03-30-2014 , 01:55 AM

#1739

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

She's see a lot of me. Because I'm fat.

03-30-2014 , 04:41 AM

#1740

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

you better start threadmilling then

03-30-2014 , 05:57 AM

#1741

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Sunday funday. or not.

Full on bumping.

03-30-2014 , 06:14 AM

#1742

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Sunday Shenanigans may now commence.

03-30-2014 , 06:46 AM

#1743

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Started 4th finished 4th. My boy and the team need to step up their game.

03-30-2014 , 07:04 AM

#1744

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

sunday is fix my facebook upday.

my fap levels are over 9000 but staying steady

03-30-2014 , 07:06 AM

#1745

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

If you continue to talk about you masturbatory habits and using the word fap I will be forced to murder you.

03-30-2014 , 07:12 AM

#1746

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

I aim to troll good sir. for the ever elusive lols

03-30-2014 , 07:36 AM

#1747

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

just tweeted the girl in the next studio rather than take the 10 steps to go over there. Laziness level achieved.

03-30-2014 , 08:06 AM

#1748

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Why does Prince never get discussed in 'greatest guitarist of all time' talks?

jump to 3:30 to listen to him kill the solo.

03-30-2014 , 08:17 AM

#1749

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

feel the need to poop--too lazy to get up. Should invest in adult diapers.

03-30-2014 , 08:42 AM

#1750

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Truly lazy people don't invest
Your game needs attention., my friend

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